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11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« on: August 16, 2011, 12:09:48 PM »
http://www.canada.com/calls+police+over+chore+list/5260495/story.html

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When a German boy phoned to complain he was being made to do "forced labour," police were alarmed. But it turned out the 11-year-old had only been asked by his mother to help clean up at home.
 
When a German boy phoned to complain he was being made to do "forced labour," police were alarmed. But it turned out the 11-year-old had only been asked by his mother to help clean up at home.
Photograph by: Thinkstock, canada.com

When a German boy phoned to complain he was being made to do "forced labour," police were alarmed. But it turned out the 11-yearold had only been asked by his mother to help clean up at home.

The boy from the western city of Aachen phoned on Monday to make his complaint, adding that his mother "made him work all day", police said.

"I have to work all day long. I haven't any free time," the boy told police.

But his mother, who was not identified, told police her son had been complaining over the summer holidays of having to help around the house, and had repeatedly threatened to call the police over such "forced labour."

When she asked him to pick up paper on the floor, he dialed the 110 police emergency number.

"He plays all day long and when told to tidy up what he's done, he calls it forced labour," police quoted his mother as saying.
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:LMAO:

Bad , but so funny , little bugger's practicing for teenage years I think.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 12:21:07 PM »
Oh, boy. I can't wait to see what Steve thinks of this! :zoinks:

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 12:28:55 PM »
That sounds so much like something that my daughter would do.


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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 03:55:10 PM »
Nice find Squiddy.  :plus:
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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 04:01:55 PM »
I would put that little imp on toilet cleaning duties for a month!
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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 04:06:02 PM »
I would've kicked the kid's arse all around the house for that. :zoinks:

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 05:25:00 PM »
http://www.canada.com/calls+police+over+chore+list/5260495/story.html

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When a German boy phoned to complain he was being made to do "forced labour," police were alarmed. But it turned out the 11-year-old had only been asked by his mother to help clean up at home.
 
When a German boy phoned to complain he was being made to do "forced labour," police were alarmed. But it turned out the 11-year-old had only been asked by his mother to help clean up at home.
Photograph by: Thinkstock, canada.com

When a German boy phoned to complain he was being made to do "forced labour," police were alarmed. But it turned out the 11-yearold had only been asked by his mother to help clean up at home.

The boy from the western city of Aachen phoned on Monday to make his complaint, adding that his mother "made him work all day", police said.

"I have to work all day long. I haven't any free time," the boy told police.

But his mother, who was not identified, told police her son had been complaining over the summer holidays of having to help around the house, and had repeatedly threatened to call the police over such "forced labour."

When she asked him to pick up paper on the floor, he dialed the 110 police emergency number.

"He plays all day long and when told to tidy up what he's done, he calls it forced labour," police quoted his mother as saying.
© Copyright (c) The Province

:LMAO:

Bad , but so funny , little bugger's practicing for teenage years I think.  :zoinks:

Yeah, those little tearaways are running rampant. Bet the police told him to STFU.

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 05:29:04 PM »
Now that's one spoiled brat that needs some good spanking. :trollface:

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 05:33:56 PM »
Now that's one spoiled brat that needs some good spanking. :trollface:

Wonder what his father's reaction was when he got home?

(Providing the kid had one - maybe it was single parent)

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 07:26:48 PM »
Yep, good way to get yourself into serious shit for wasting police time, do it enough when he's older and he'll be arrested/fined. ::)
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 07:54:21 PM »
I guess I have a different perspective and say... :viking:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 09:09:08 PM »
Definitely needs a switch.

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2011, 07:17:03 AM »
Reminds me of the time when my sister was 3 years old and rang 999 calling the police a fat duck. They came round our house immediately saying she'd called them a fat fuck, but of course when my dad asked for their tapes to prove it they backed down. They still gave her a telling off though :laugh:

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2011, 04:16:39 PM »
Reminds me of the time when my sister was 3 years old and rang 999 calling the police a fat duck. They came round our house immediately saying she'd called them a fat fuck, but of course when my dad asked for their tapes to prove it they backed down. They still gave her a telling off though :laugh:
:laugh: Were they fat?

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Re: 11 year old boy calls police over having to do chores.
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2011, 09:50:04 PM »
Reminds me of the time when my sister was 3 years old and rang 999 calling the police a fat duck. They came round our house immediately saying she'd called them a fat fuck, but of course when my dad asked for their tapes to prove it they backed down. They still gave her a telling off though :laugh:
:laugh: Were they fat?

 :lol:

How would she have known over the phone whether they were or not?