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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5790 on: June 16, 2013, 07:09:10 PM »
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 06:11:38 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 02:17:59 PM
  I'm new to perimenopause, so things will probably get more ... intense!
I need to insert my pee pee before you go through menopause!

  Not a good idea, my 47-year-old eggs are past their prime.  :P
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5791 on: June 16, 2013, 08:13:08 PM »
Here's to trying!  :nerdy: :2thumbsup: :cbc: :pentagram:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5792 on: June 17, 2013, 11:59:52 AM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on June 15, 2013, 11:30:15 AM
I feel like crying. I went to pee this morning and my mom come in and stresses me out to the point of having a panic attack. She kept prodding me about what she "realized" and I said ok, but she kept repeating herself like a psycho till I screamed at her to back off, then she got even worse and started ranting and screaming. I had just woken up!

Fling piss. She'll knock first from then on.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5793 on: June 17, 2013, 06:01:21 PM »
Have you ever tried to fling piss? That's hard! You gotta fling shit.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5794 on: June 17, 2013, 06:07:19 PM »
I prefer to throw phones. 

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5795 on: June 17, 2013, 06:21:23 PM »
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 17, 2013, 06:07:19 PM
I prefer to throw phones.
You would not need to clean your hands as thoroughly afterward.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5796 on: June 17, 2013, 06:47:11 PM »
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 17, 2013, 06:07:19 PM
I prefer to throw phones.

  Have you ever encountered Naomi Campbell?  She likes to throw phones too.   :yarly:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5797 on: June 17, 2013, 07:12:20 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 07:09:10 PM
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 06:11:38 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 02:17:59 PM
  I'm new to perimenopause, so things will probably get more ... intense!
I need to insert my pee pee before you go through menopause!

  Not a good idea, my 47-year-old eggs are past their prime.  :P

I am sure in some countries they would be a delicacy. :P
« Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 07:18:36 PM by duckfetishgirl »
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5798 on: June 17, 2013, 07:15:36 PM »
Accomplished. I worked today.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5799 on: June 17, 2013, 07:18:21 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on June 17, 2013, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 07:09:10 PM
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 06:11:38 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 02:17:59 PM
  I'm new to perimenopause, so things will probably get more ... intense!
I need to insert my pee pee before you go through menopause!

  Not a good idea, my 47-year-old eggs are past their prime.  :P

I am sure in some countries they would be a delicacy. :p

    Yes ... just not for hatching purposes.  :laugh:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5800 on: June 17, 2013, 09:14:52 PM »
Happeh.
My ring. completed, in just under a weeks time. I have found a new jeweler! fuck these other bitches here,  :bounce:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5801 on: June 19, 2013, 11:33:09 PM »
Stressed.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5802 on: June 20, 2013, 01:35:21 AM »
  Hungry from postwhoring, eager to hit 38,000.  :viking:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5803 on: June 20, 2013, 01:37:03 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 20, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
  Hungry from postwhoring, eager to hit 38,000.  :viking:
You already did about 267 posts back.  :tard:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5804 on: June 20, 2013, 01:39:42 AM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 20, 2013, 01:37:03 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 20, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
  Hungry from postwhoring, eager to hit 38,000.  :viking:
You already did about 267 posts back.  :tard:

  I meant 39,000.  I can barely keep up with my own awesomeness!  :autism:
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