A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Shite.
Do you have one of those bugs that are going around?
my throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated.
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma?
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:05:01 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why It was a good nap! I hope your phlegm problem is gone soon, as for the nosebleed I have a friend at work who woke up with one too. Sometimes dry air (indoors or outdoors) is all it takes to irritate the nose and cause a bleed.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:07:34 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:05:01 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why It was a good nap! I hope your phlegm problem is gone soon, as for the nosebleed I have a friend at work who woke up with one too. Sometimes dry air (indoors or outdoors) is all it takes to irritate the nose and cause a bleed.i probably have nose cancer, i have had two nose bleeds in the last month and before that i have not had one in years.
My sinus thingy is finally going away. It just clicked. People put out their Christmas trees recently. I'm allergic to pine trees. Mystery solved.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 21, 2012, 11:40:48 PMMy sinus thingy is finally going away. It just clicked. People put out their Christmas trees recently. I'm allergic to pine trees. Mystery solved. Oh wow, don't you love it when you put the pieces together?
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:13:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:07:34 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:05:01 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why It was a good nap! I hope your phlegm problem is gone soon, as for the nosebleed I have a friend at work who woke up with one too. Sometimes dry air (indoors or outdoors) is all it takes to irritate the nose and cause a bleed.i probably have nose cancer, i have had two nose bleeds in the last month and before that i have not had one in years. I never had a nosebleed till about three years ago, now I get them every winter. Talk to your doctor about the nose and throat stuff, but don't panic in the meantime.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:20:07 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:13:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:07:34 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:05:01 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why It was a good nap! I hope your phlegm problem is gone soon, as for the nosebleed I have a friend at work who woke up with one too. Sometimes dry air (indoors or outdoors) is all it takes to irritate the nose and cause a bleed.i probably have nose cancer, i have had two nose bleeds in the last month and before that i have not had one in years. I never had a nosebleed till about three years ago, now I get them every winter. Talk to your doctor about the nose and throat stuff, but don't panic in the meantime. ill avoid my family doc thanks. aparantly shes lost her medical licence taken away four times.
