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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6135 on: June 17, 2013, 05:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Jack on June 17, 2013, 05:04:53 PM
Now wondering if the be is aware.

Are you hoping for a bee with remorse?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6136 on: June 17, 2013, 05:07:18 PM »
to be or not to be a bee
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6137 on: June 17, 2013, 05:07:59 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 17, 2013, 05:06:13 PM
Quote from: Jack on June 17, 2013, 05:04:53 PM
Now wondering if the be is aware.

Are you hoping for a bee with remorse?
No, thinking about for what a bee might find that sting worth dying.

Quote from: skyblue1 on June 17, 2013, 05:07:18 PM
to be or not to be a bee

Indeed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6138 on: June 17, 2013, 05:13:07 PM »
Quote from: Jack on June 17, 2013, 05:07:59 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 17, 2013, 05:06:13 PM
Quote from: Jack on June 17, 2013, 05:04:53 PM
Now wondering if the be is aware.

Are you hoping for a bee with remorse?
No, thinking about for what a bee might find that sting worth dying.
Maybe he took Parts for someone else, and thought it was worth it to die for its people.

Will depend on the bee I think. Regular bees are not that sting happy, but there are exceptions.
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to be or not to be a bee

Indeed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6139 on: June 17, 2013, 05:30:23 PM »
DAFUQ did I just put this shit in my eyes?????
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6140 on: June 17, 2013, 05:38:52 PM »
holy fuck it's laxatives i just put laxatives into my eyeballs goddamn sexy-man pharmacist recommended gooey laxative eyedrops
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6141 on: June 17, 2013, 05:46:45 PM »
OH GOD I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN BRUTALLY DISINFECTING MY CORNEAS FOR YEARS

MY POOR POOR CORNEAS
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6142 on: June 17, 2013, 05:49:45 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 05:38:52 PM
holy fuck it's laxatives i just put laxatives into my eyeballs goddamn sexy-man pharmacist recommended gooey laxative eyedrops
He likes you and has a scat fetish. :pinkbeat:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6143 on: June 17, 2013, 05:55:39 PM »
Heroine, martry, mother complex suddenly appears as I want to make PMS Elle's eyes okay.

Seriously? That happened?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6144 on: June 17, 2013, 06:04:49 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
OH GOD I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN BRUTALLY DISINFECTING MY CORNEAS FOR YEARS

MY POOR POOR CORNEAS

  Are they OK?  Did you get all that stuff washed out of them?  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6145 on: June 17, 2013, 06:26:43 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 17, 2013, 05:55:39 PM
Heroine, martry, mother complex suddenly appears as I want to make PMS Elle's eyes okay.

Seriously? That happened?
Your martry complex rules.  :plus:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6146 on: June 17, 2013, 07:12:57 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 17, 2013, 05:49:45 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 05:38:52 PM
holy fuck it's laxatives i just put laxatives into my eyeballs goddamn sexy-man pharmacist recommended gooey laxative eyedrops
He likes you and has a scat fetish. :pinkbeat:
Been there, done that.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6147 on: June 17, 2013, 07:13:54 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 17, 2013, 06:04:49 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
OH GOD I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN BRUTALLY DISINFECTING MY CORNEAS FOR YEARS

MY POOR POOR CORNEAS

  Are they OK?  Did you get all that stuff washed out of them?  :-\
Yeah, s'fine, just did that thing where I educated myself much more thoroughly about something I'd been kinda trustingly using for years.  Often results in an OH HOLY FUCK moment.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6148 on: June 17, 2013, 07:14:51 PM »
I worked today
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6149 on: June 17, 2013, 07:15:20 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 05:38:52 PM
holy fuck it's laxatives i just put laxatives into my eyeballs goddamn sexy-man pharmacist recommended gooey laxative eyedrops

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