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Offline odeon

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5925 on: May 23, 2013, 10:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 22, 2013, 11:33:56 PM
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 22, 2013, 11:29:39 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2013, 11:25:05 PM
I just found out what my daughter's visit to the hairdresser cost. Bloody fucking hell.

But does it look good and is she happy?

The hairdresser was a bit sloppy, apparently, but yes, she is happy.

Then, Let it be, let it be, let it be......
And make sure you get pictures to embarrass her in front of her children.

I was always going to let it be. I may be a spazz but I'm not stupid.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5926 on: May 24, 2013, 08:59:20 AM »
I got a 'hair' bitch too.

I put my hair in curlers.  Nice big ringlets.  Until i went outside.  Fuckin wind is a bastard. :bigcry:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5927 on: May 24, 2013, 03:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Parts on May 23, 2013, 05:32:47 PM
I smashed my left thumb with a pry bar and think I may have broken the tip of the bone at the very least I am loosing the nail  :sick:

  Ow, that's very similar to the injury I had in September 2010, when I caught my left pinkie in a door!  :sick:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5928 on: May 24, 2013, 03:57:19 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 24, 2013, 03:30:09 PM
Quote from: Parts on May 23, 2013, 05:32:47 PM
I smashed my left thumb with a pry bar and think I may have broken the tip of the bone at the very least I am loosing the nail  :sick:

  Ow, that's very similar to the injury I had in September 2010, when I caught my left pinkie in a door!  :sick:

It was very beneficial for you, post wise.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5929 on: May 24, 2013, 04:29:35 PM »
Some people cannot live without hearing something, often 2 things at once.  I am definitely not one of them. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5930 on: May 25, 2013, 04:45:55 PM »
A true friend will leave you alone and not get bent out of shape

when you say

I need to be alone


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5931 on: May 25, 2013, 05:25:50 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on May 25, 2013, 04:45:55 PM
A true friend will leave you alone and not get bent out of shape

when you say

I need to be alone


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5932 on: May 25, 2013, 05:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Lit on May 23, 2013, 08:16:39 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2013, 11:25:05 PM
I just found out what my daughter's visit to the hairdresser cost. Bloody fucking hell.

Do it the Roman way! Have a female slave fixing your daughter's hair. That costs nothing except some food and water for the slavegirl! :arrr:

Not to mention the free sex involved and the potential of making slave babies to sell and profit off of.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5933 on: May 25, 2013, 05:48:51 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5934 on: May 25, 2013, 06:22:02 PM »
Paying for something with $100. when the cashier acts like its fake money, first of all don't you handle enough money throughout the day to feel a fake? money has a certain texture to it. Is it really necessary to hold it up to the light and mark it with a pen?!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5935 on: May 25, 2013, 06:45:07 PM »
If
I
get
one
more
phone
call
today
the
fucking
phone
will
endupintheditch.

ENOUGH ALREADY!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5936 on: May 25, 2013, 06:48:41 PM »
and I was just fixing to call
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5937 on: May 25, 2013, 06:54:44 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 24, 2013, 03:30:09 PM
Quote from: Parts on May 23, 2013, 05:32:47 PM
I smashed my left thumb with a pry bar and think I may have broken the tip of the bone at the very least I am loosing the nail  :sick:

  Ow, that's very similar to the injury I had in September 2010, when I caught my left pinkie in a door!  :sick:

When i was a boy of 8, i caught my entire left hand in a closing door space, as i was behind the door hiding!

I nearly lost 3 fingers and the thumb as a result.  Thank god i was right handed, or i'd now be up shit creek without my wanking hand ^^
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5938 on: May 27, 2013, 07:56:14 AM »
The e-tag I lent to mum didn't beep when she went over the gateway. I got charged an extra 43c video matching fee. Bugger.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5939 on: May 27, 2013, 08:19:21 AM »
Quote from: Mia Wallace on May 27, 2013, 07:56:14 AM
The e-tag I lent to mum didn't beep when she went over the gateway. I got charged an extra 43c video matching fee. Bugger.
id fight it.
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