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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5760 on: May 04, 2013, 04:09:00 PM »
:laugh:

Did he explain why?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5761 on: May 04, 2013, 04:16:48 PM »
yes,  i had taken away an extension lead earlier because he was undoing it with a screwdriver.  i wouldn't give it back to him.  Usually he would throw a wobbler and i thought great, he accepted it.

So, he thought it was a police matter as he tried to ring his nana first to help him and she was out.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5762 on: May 04, 2013, 04:17:23 PM »
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Poor you, Bodie. And that at this time of the night too.

Pity your boy isn't afraid of phones.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5763 on: May 04, 2013, 04:18:55 PM »
yes,  i had taken away an extension lead earlier because he was undoing it with a screwdriver.  i wouldn't give it back to him.  Usually he would throw a wobbler and i thought great, he accepted it.

So, he thought it was a police matter as he tried to ring his nana first to help him and she was out.

little bugger

Perfectly logical, though. Smart boy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5764 on: May 04, 2013, 04:24:17 PM »
Drinking beer is always helpful. :orly:

Yes, yes it is.  :thumbup:

  Yes, because the taste is so wonderful that it takes your mind off the pain!  :beergrin:

Fixed

  I agree with the cab driver who once said,  "Beer tastes like something you washed your feet in."  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5765 on: May 04, 2013, 04:25:58 PM »
Oh this was earlier, about 8pm.

He is sleeping and looking angelic again now.  He is always surprising me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5766 on: May 04, 2013, 04:27:22 PM »
Oh this was earlier, about 8pm.

He is sleeping and looking angelic again now.  He is always surprising me.
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Thank goodness, for even the smallest amount of time where the little devils sleep. Time to laugh about their mischief, and be proud a bit, without them hearing it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5767 on: May 04, 2013, 04:29:56 PM »
Drinking beer is always helpful. :orly:

Yes, yes it is.  :thumbup:

  Yes, because the taste is so wonderful that it takes your mind off the pain!  :beergrin:

Fixed

  I agree with the cab driver who once said,  "Beer tastes like something you washed your feet in."  :P

Do you know what cab drivers SMELL like? :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5768 on: May 04, 2013, 04:37:18 PM »
reflux..... Damned be the craving for crisps, and giving into that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5769 on: May 04, 2013, 04:41:43 PM »
Drinking beer is always helpful. :orly:

Yes, yes it is.  :thumbup:

  Yes, because the taste is so wonderful that it takes your mind off the pain!  :beergrin:

Fixed

  I agree with the cab driver who once said,  "Beer tastes like something you washed your feet in."  :P

Do you know what cab drivers SMELL like? :zombiefuck:

  This was a clean, dignified and industrious cab driver!   :toporly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5770 on: May 05, 2013, 01:22:56 AM »
yes,  i had taken away an extension lead earlier because he was undoing it with a screwdriver.  i wouldn't give it back to him.  Usually he would throw a wobbler and i thought great, he accepted it.

So, he thought it was a police matter as he tried to ring his nana first to help him and she was out.

little bugger

  His instincts are basically sound.  We are indeed here to help!  :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5771 on: May 05, 2013, 01:24:33 AM »
Baby showers consisting of scores of teenage girls. As soon as I hit the door I knew it was a mistake but it was too late...spent an hour thinking up an exit plan.

I need a drink...maybe two.

  But baby showers are fun!!!!   :blonde:  :bonnet:  :cheer:   Especially when the mom is still in high school!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5772 on: May 05, 2013, 01:25:47 AM »
  I have to go to work in the morning, which means I should go to bed now.  :emosad:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5773 on: May 05, 2013, 08:22:04 AM »
I had a quick bitch, but I forgot it.  Something about.......... Damn. 

Now I remember.  It wasn't a bitch, but Microsoft/Hotmail is asking me to reset my password before accessing my account.  Alarm bells going off here.  Anyone know anything about this?   
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5774 on: May 05, 2013, 08:40:58 AM »
I had a quick bitch, but I forgot it.  Something about.......... Damn. 

Now I remember.  It wasn't a bitch, but Microsoft/Hotmail is asking me to reset my password before accessing my account.  Alarm bells going off here.  Anyone know anything about this?

If they are asking you via email with a provided link do nothing, and delete the email.

If you are attempting to log in from the official home page itself and this message is coming up, someone may have tried to access your account, so go ahead and reset your password. Multiple failed attempts by a hacker or someone not remembering their password will trigger this, on some bank sites you will have to call the home branch to verify who you are first because you will be locked out.