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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5595 on: April 15, 2013, 05:08:38 AM »
Wore a pair of pierced earrings the other day, which I do occasionally to keep my piercings open.  Turns out they weren't a pair, but a mis-matched set.  The one I wore in my right ear was not hypo-allergenic and my ear lobe has been bothering me since the allergy flared up.  I'll definitely toss that sucker.

  I do that occasionally, and I used to get very irritated lobes from certain earrings.  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5596 on: April 15, 2013, 08:36:59 AM »
Yesterday I opened the water supply towards the outside tap again. Closed it up during the past winter period so the frost couldn't destroy the copper pipes (under the house).

Today I found out the tap leaks substantially and 'me' bitch now is.. I cannot fix the fucker 'cause I cannot get any movement in the nut to open up the tap. Think I'll have to replace the tap altogether now.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5597 on: April 15, 2013, 10:02:44 AM »
^ Um, sørry.. cancel that bitch. Iz fixed the tap.

Screwed the whole thing off, put it in a (bench) vice, got a good quality (tight fitting/ooh nice.. um, sørry) wrench and hammered on the føcker for a bit. It gave.

Double set of rubber rings in it.. et voilà.. n'est pas any leakage no more :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5598 on: April 15, 2013, 11:31:52 AM »
Handy people come close to pissing me off (just joking).  I can tear something apart, but can't seem to get it fixed.  Either don't have the strength, tools or know-how. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5599 on: April 15, 2013, 04:49:29 PM »
Had to take both my car and truck back to the garage for the second time this month.

#1 cylinder coil and plug were bad on the car. That's $110,00 in parts alone. And shit there are 8 of those on the car.

Truck just has leak in the AC. Should be simple enough to trace. My question to them was why didn't they check that the first time.

Complete waste of the refrigerant they used

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5600 on: April 15, 2013, 05:24:30 PM »
Had to take both my car and truck back to the garage for the second time this month.

#1 cylinder coil and plug were bad on the car. That's $110,00 in parts alone. And shit there are 8 of those on the car.

Truck just has leak in the AC. Should be simple enough to trace. My question to them was why didn't they check that the first time.

Complete waste of the refrigerant they used

I'm hoping you misplaced a decimal point there.  If you didn't what the hell do you drive?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5601 on: April 15, 2013, 05:31:05 PM »
Had to take both my car and truck back to the garage for the second time this month.

#1 cylinder coil and plug were bad on the car. That's $110,00 in parts alone. And shit there are 8 of those on the car.

Truck just has leak in the AC. Should be simple enough to trace. My question to them was why didn't they check that the first time.

Complete waste of the refrigerant they used

I'm hoping you misplaced a decimal point there.  If you didn't what the hell do you drive?
coil was $95.00 (coil had 140,000 miles on it)

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5602 on: April 15, 2013, 05:45:13 PM »
Had to take both my car and truck back to the garage for the second time this month.

#1 cylinder coil and plug were bad on the car. That's $110,00 in parts alone. And shit there are 8 of those on the car.

Truck just has leak in the AC. Should be simple enough to trace. My question to them was why didn't they check that the first time.

Complete waste of the refrigerant they used

I'm hoping you misplaced a decimal point there.  If you didn't what the hell do you drive?
coil was $95.00 (coil had 140,000 miles on it)

Mercury Grand Marquis

Chevy Silverado

Chevy G20 van

Shit, that's practically brand new.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5603 on: April 15, 2013, 05:46:12 PM »
Had to take both my car and truck back to the garage for the second time this month.

#1 cylinder coil and plug were bad on the car. That's $110,00 in parts alone. And shit there are 8 of those on the car.

Truck just has leak in the AC. Should be simple enough to trace. My question to them was why didn't they check that the first time.

Complete waste of the refrigerant they used

I'm hoping you misplaced a decimal point there.  If you didn't what the hell do you drive?
coil was $95.00 (coil had 140,000 miles on it)

Mercury Grand Marquis

Chevy Silverado

Chevy G20 van

Shit, that's practically brand new.
it died

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5604 on: April 15, 2013, 05:48:21 PM »
Had to take both my car and truck back to the garage for the second time this month.

#1 cylinder coil and plug were bad on the car. That's $110,00 in parts alone. And shit there are 8 of those on the car.

Truck just has leak in the AC. Should be simple enough to trace. My question to them was why didn't they check that the first time.

Complete waste of the refrigerant they used

I'm hoping you misplaced a decimal point there.  If you didn't what the hell do you drive?
coil was $95.00 (coil had 140,000 miles on it)

Mercury Grand Marquis

Chevy Silverado

Chevy G20 van

Shit, that's practically brand new.
it died

Will you be holding an Irish wake for the Grand Marquis?
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5605 on: April 15, 2013, 05:56:11 PM »
Had to take both my car and truck back to the garage for the second time this month.

#1 cylinder coil and plug were bad on the car. That's $110,00 in parts alone. And shit there are 8 of those on the car.

Truck just has leak in the AC. Should be simple enough to trace. My question to them was why didn't they check that the first time.

Complete waste of the refrigerant they used

I'm hoping you misplaced a decimal point there.  If you didn't what the hell do you drive?
coil was $95.00 (coil had 140,000 miles on it)

Mercury Grand Marquis

Chevy Silverado

Chevy G20 van

Shit, that's practically brand new.
it died

Will you be holding an Irish wake for the Grand Marquis?
Marquis is alive and well. with the addition of a new part,

It was the part that was dead.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5606 on: April 15, 2013, 05:58:27 PM »
Had to take both my car and truck back to the garage for the second time this month.

#1 cylinder coil and plug were bad on the car. That's $110,00 in parts alone. And shit there are 8 of those on the car.

Truck just has leak in the AC. Should be simple enough to trace. My question to them was why didn't they check that the first time.

Complete waste of the refrigerant they used

I'm hoping you misplaced a decimal point there.  If you didn't what the hell do you drive?
coil was $95.00 (coil had 140,000 miles on it)

Mercury Grand Marquis

Chevy Silverado

Chevy G20 van

Shit, that's practically brand new.
it died

Will you be holding an Irish wake for the Grand Marquis?
Marquis is alive and well. with the addition of a new part,

It was the part that was dead.
LOL, I just caught on to your word play.

Well done

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5607 on: April 18, 2013, 12:43:39 PM »
More like one long series of grumbling bitches:  Programming a TV remote because it's NEVER one of the pre-programmed codes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5608 on: April 18, 2013, 05:56:08 PM »
Doh!  Just spilt silver glitter in the sugar
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5609 on: April 18, 2013, 07:06:41 PM »
Why. Can't. Everyone. Be. Online. At. The. Same. Time. As. Me?


^Why. Am. I. Writing. Like. This?

I. Don't. Know.  :dunno:

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.