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Offline renaeden

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5475 on: March 15, 2013, 06:02:27 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5476 on: March 17, 2013, 09:24:45 PM »
spokane removed her dirty pictures. fark  :M  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5477 on: March 17, 2013, 11:04:53 PM »
I'll give the jews that...their religion is a gas.

(sorry, real off color humor i know)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5478 on: March 18, 2013, 12:20:47 AM »
I think I have yet another eye infection. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5479 on: March 18, 2013, 12:22:13 AM »
Quote from: Kapkao on March 17, 2013, 09:24:45 PM
spokane removed her dirty pictures. fark  :M  :thumbdn:
Hey crapcow. How are you doing?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5480 on: March 18, 2013, 12:44:31 AM »
Tachycardia. No clonidine or muscle relaxer until half 8 am.

Shaky. Oxy withdrawal. Leg killing me. Twitchy as fuck.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5481 on: March 18, 2013, 01:31:03 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on March 18, 2013, 12:44:31 AM
Tachycardia. No clonidine or muscle relaxer until half 8 am.

Shaky. Oxy withdrawal. Leg killing me. Twitchy as fuck.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5482 on: March 18, 2013, 01:34:06 AM »
Ty QV.

I'll be better in an hour, get my scripts very soon.
And get paid, yay! which means a long trek, round every pharmacy in manchester, to rinse them clean of morphine/codeine/opium tincture lol.

But right now I feel like shit boiled in HF and stuffed up a dead rat's anus.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5483 on: March 18, 2013, 01:35:57 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on March 18, 2013, 01:34:06 AM
Ty QV.

I'll be better in an hour, get my scripts very soon.
And get paid, yay! which means a long trek, round every pharmacy in manchester, to rinse them clean of morphine/codeine/opium tincture lol.

But right now I feel like shit boiled in HF and stuffed up a dead rat's anus.

Well, at least the rat won't feel anything.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5484 on: March 18, 2013, 11:17:15 AM »
Fucking sick of my eye trouble now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5485 on: March 18, 2013, 12:50:56 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 18, 2013, 11:17:15 AM
Fucking sick of my eye trouble now.

My bad. I promise I won't cum on your face again.  :emb:


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5486 on: March 18, 2013, 01:18:18 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 18, 2013, 12:50:56 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 18, 2013, 11:17:15 AM
Fucking sick of my eye trouble now.

My bad. I promise I won't cum on your face again.  :emb:


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That wasn't me, Scrappy. You need glasses and a damned good explanation.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5487 on: March 18, 2013, 07:00:19 PM »
  Why do people ask me about my laryngitis?!  If I can barely get air  out of my throat, how can I
   possibly answer questions?  What happened to my voice?  It's gone, DUH.  :yarly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5488 on: March 18, 2013, 07:40:30 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2013, 07:00:19 PM
  Why do people ask me about my laryngitis?!  If I can barely get air  out of my throat, how can I
   possibly answer questions?  What happened to my voice?  It's gone, DUH.  :yarly:

Have business cards printed up:


Thanks for asking. Yes, I have laryngitis.
I'm actually feeling well, except for this.
No, I don't want to talk about it.
Yes, I'm taking something for it.

Hand them out. (Preferably after you cough or sneeze on it. Sharing is caring.)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5489 on: March 18, 2013, 08:17:30 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2013, 07:00:19 PM
  Why do people ask me about my laryngitis?!  If I can barely get air  out of my throat, how can I
   possibly answer questions?  What happened to my voice?  It's gone, DUH.  :yarly:
Kick them in their pussies.  :viking:
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