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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5280 on: February 09, 2013, 01:27:09 AM »
2 quick bitches

biting the inside of your mouth

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Vidal Sassoon products are back on the store shelf

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Actually I use Dove (face) Soap to wash my hair.  The hair gel was something left over from heavens knows when.  It's now in the trash.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5281 on: February 09, 2013, 05:56:20 PM »
Eye's bothering me again. What else is new? ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5282 on: February 09, 2013, 06:10:33 PM »
Looking for a new school for the urchin  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5283 on: February 09, 2013, 06:11:39 PM »
Why? What's going on? :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5284 on: February 09, 2013, 06:14:30 PM »
Well he hasn't been permanently excluded ...YET  but the headteacher has indicated that he has done enough to be excluded and i should start looking for somewhere else :-[

He is only 5 yrs old ffs
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5285 on: February 09, 2013, 06:23:57 PM »
What can a 5-yo do?!?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5286 on: February 09, 2013, 06:31:40 PM »
  Poor lil urchin, but I know you will make this right for him.  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5287 on: February 09, 2013, 06:32:28 PM »
He doesn't like his new teacher...said she is "snooty"

When she asked him to do some writing the other day he pulled a mooney at her and said  "you can kiss this"  :o

He told me he is playing up because school is boring, now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5288 on: February 09, 2013, 06:33:35 PM »
  Poor lil urchin, but I know you will make this right for him.  :viking:

Yes, I am thinking of sending him to boarding school :green:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5289 on: February 09, 2013, 06:48:47 PM »
He doesn't like his new teacher...said she is "snooty"

When she asked him to do some writing the other day he pulled a mooney at her and said  "you can kiss this"  :o

He told me he is playing up because school is boring, now.

  Now where on earth could he have gotten such an idea?  :apondering: :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5290 on: February 10, 2013, 01:28:00 AM »
The boy has just turned feral at school :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5291 on: February 10, 2013, 07:52:37 AM »
My road still covered with over two feet of snow.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5292 on: February 10, 2013, 02:12:43 PM »
Eye's itching and stinging.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5293 on: February 10, 2013, 03:59:49 PM »
Road still not plowed
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5294 on: February 10, 2013, 04:57:18 PM »
The boy has just turned feral at school :dunno:

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