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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4950 on: December 14, 2012, 04:36:19 AM »
I washed my hair with the clarifying pre-shampoo an hour ago and it's already completely dry. I'll have to wet it again.

I'd probably understand what that was if I were gay or had a vagina.

I had to wash my hair with this shampoo that removes build-up before I put this treatment shit in my hair.

Said treatment shit is now in my hair.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4951 on: December 15, 2012, 02:31:38 PM »
my package still hasn't arrived  :GA: (boy are you guys going to be relieved once it gets here so I stop bitching about it) :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4952 on: December 15, 2012, 04:43:04 PM »
Kid's out of melatonin but didn't think of telling us when he was running thin. ::sigh::
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4953 on: December 15, 2012, 05:13:27 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4954 on: December 15, 2012, 08:51:05 PM »
The blower motor on my furnace is shot oiling the bearings was just a temporary fix it seems
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4955 on: December 15, 2012, 10:27:52 PM »
The washing machine spun for an hour and a half today before I noticed it had gotten stuck.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4956 on: December 16, 2012, 03:03:50 AM »
^What happened to it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4957 on: December 16, 2012, 05:53:24 AM »
It's COLD here! :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4958 on: December 16, 2012, 06:23:56 AM »
I think I'm developing a fruit fly allergy.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4959 on: December 16, 2012, 06:37:13 AM »
I think I'm developing a fruit fly allergy.

  1.)  What are the symptoms?  :nerd!:


  2.)  Are you raising them on purpose, or do you just have an infestation?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4960 on: December 16, 2012, 07:49:39 AM »
I think I'm developing a fruit fly allergy.

  1.)  What are the symptoms?  :nerd!:


  2.)  Are you raising them on purpose, or do you just have an infestation?

I raise them for my amphibians, and I get a scratchy throat when I'm in the same room as them.  I have them in my bedroom, where I spend most of my time, since it's the only place that's both warm enough (can't put them in the garage or loft) and that won't bother mum with the smell they produce.  I'm thinking of making an insulated heated enclosure for them that I can put in the garage.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4961 on: December 16, 2012, 12:39:39 PM »
I think I'm developing a fruit fly allergy.

  1.)  What are the symptoms?  :nerd!:


  2.)  Are you raising them on purpose, or do you just have an infestation?

I raise them for my amphibians, and I get a scratchy throat when I'm in the same room as them.  I have them in my bedroom, where I spend most of my time, since it's the only place that's both warm enough (can't put them in the garage or loft) and that won't bother mum with the smell they produce.  I'm thinking of making an insulated heated enclosure for them that I can put in the garage.

Is it possible that you are allergic to their excrement and/or dust?  Maybe you could find teeny-tiny diapers for them.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4962 on: December 16, 2012, 01:53:16 PM »
I think I'm developing a fruit fly allergy.

  1.)  What are the symptoms?  :nerd!:


  2.)  Are you raising them on purpose, or do you just have an infestation?

I raise them for my amphibians, and I get a scratchy throat when I'm in the same room as them.  I have them in my bedroom, where I spend most of my time, since it's the only place that's both warm enough (can't put them in the garage or loft) and that won't bother mum with the smell they produce.  I'm thinking of making an insulated heated enclosure for them that I can put in the garage.

Is it possible that you are allergic to their excrement and/or dust?  Maybe you could find teeny-tiny diapers for them.

Yeah, it'll be the excrement and/or dust; probably lots of tiny fly hairs and poop particles wafting from the cultures to my lungs.  Some people develop an allergy to crickets from raising them as food for reptiles; it's a well known hazard.  I just finished making an insulated enclosure in the garage; I turned a shelf into a compartment with 5cm thick polystyrene all around it, and put a couple of large air pumps in it.  The pumps supply air to my tanks in the garden, and they produce a fair bit of waste heat (they can become too hot to touch in warm weather, and their cases are big metal heat sinks).  Hopefully the flies will be toasty-warm in there, and my throat will stop feeling like I inhaled a Brillo pad.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4963 on: December 17, 2012, 09:50:25 AM »
Shitty weather
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4964 on: December 17, 2012, 09:59:06 AM »
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