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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4890 on: December 07, 2012, 05:19:11 PM »
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The Jag is important to me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4891 on: December 08, 2012, 02:59:16 AM »
Regurgitated my afternoon tea while bending down a few minutes ago. It tasted gross :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4892 on: December 08, 2012, 05:10:16 AM »
Hung over. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4893 on: December 08, 2012, 06:47:16 AM »
Quote from: Mia Wallace on December 08, 2012, 02:59:16 AM
Regurgitated my afternoon tea while bending down a few minutes ago. It tasted gross :zombiefuck:

  Has this ever happened to you before?  Do you have acid reflux?   :nerd!:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4894 on: December 08, 2012, 06:48:00 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 08, 2012, 05:10:16 AM
Hung over. :zombiefuck:

  And whose fault is that?  :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4895 on: December 08, 2012, 07:08:25 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 08, 2012, 06:47:16 AM
Quote from: Mia Wallace on December 08, 2012, 02:59:16 AM
Regurgitated my afternoon tea while bending down a few minutes ago. It tasted gross :zombiefuck:

  Has this ever happened to you before?  Do you have acid reflux?   :nerd!:

It hasn't happened in a while but yeah, that was the grossest yet. Reflux would make sense.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4896 on: December 08, 2012, 07:10:14 AM »
Quote from: Mia Wallace on December 08, 2012, 07:08:25 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 08, 2012, 06:47:16 AM
Quote from: Mia Wallace on December 08, 2012, 02:59:16 AM
Regurgitated my afternoon tea while bending down a few minutes ago. It tasted gross :zombiefuck:

  Has this ever happened to you before?  Do you have acid reflux?   :nerd!:

It hasn't happened in a while but yeah, that was the grossest yet. Reflux would make sense.

  Untreated reflux can damage the esophagus, best mention this to your doctor.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4897 on: December 08, 2012, 08:01:40 AM »
What are you? A doctor all of a sudden? :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4898 on: December 08, 2012, 08:11:58 AM »
Quote from: Calavera on December 08, 2012, 08:01:40 AM
What are you? A doctor all of a sudden? :autism:

  Yes.  Yes, I am.   :M :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4899 on: December 08, 2012, 10:40:45 AM »
Fart, my elec. toothbrush goes meh (too slow) only after 2 or 3 times I've used the søcker.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4900 on: December 08, 2012, 05:48:12 PM »
For the first time in my life, I came across a cake that was so gross I couldn't finish eating my piece.  The cake was grainy and flavourless and the icing tasted slightly of rancid lard.  Definitely a loser. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4901 on: December 08, 2012, 06:00:15 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4902 on: December 08, 2012, 06:22:02 PM »
There's still only one flea in the trap :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4903 on: December 08, 2012, 06:53:07 PM »
Quote from: Calavera on December 08, 2012, 08:01:40 AM
What are you? A doctor all of a sudden? :autism:
Don't make her tend to your medical needs.  :probe: :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4904 on: December 09, 2012, 02:25:29 AM »
I'd like to be a surgeon.
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