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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4860 on: December 04, 2012, 06:29:17 AM »
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  Apparently somebody unfriended me on Facebook, but I can't tell who it is.   :tard:

Was it me?  :zoinks:

  I don't think so!  Did you delete your account?  :orly:

Yeah, I did. In a whim, totally overwhelmed. And, I am not missing it at all.

  OK then, I wondered who was mad at me!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4861 on: December 04, 2012, 06:31:49 AM »
I feel like I've been sleeping on a pile of rocks.  I've been feeling that way for the past month.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4862 on: December 04, 2012, 06:33:10 AM »
Quote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 06:31:49 AM
I feel like I've been sleeping on a pile of rocks.  I've been feeling that way for the past month.

  Do you need a new mattress, or is this a new medical symptom?  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4863 on: December 04, 2012, 06:41:45 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 06:29:17 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 04, 2012, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 06:18:34 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 04, 2012, 06:13:07 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 03, 2012, 07:55:24 PM
  Apparently somebody unfriended me on Facebook, but I can't tell who it is.   :tard:

Was it me?  :zoinks:

  I don't think so!  Did you delete your account?  :orly:

Yeah, I did. In a whim, totally overwhelmed. And, I am not missing it at all.

  OK then, I wondered who was mad at me!  :laugh:

It was I.  :hyke:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4864 on: December 04, 2012, 07:30:59 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 06:33:10 AM
Quote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 06:31:49 AM
I feel like I've been sleeping on a pile of rocks.  I've been feeling that way for the past month.

  Do you need a new mattress, or is this a new medical symptom?  :-\

It's a new medical symptom.  My mattress is fantastic; it's a thick latex one, and it's the best mattress I've ever had.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4865 on: December 04, 2012, 09:51:12 AM »
I've blown my nose that much and hard the last couple of days that now my nose hurts and there's some sort of wound/rough spot on the skin between 'me' nostrils. No biggie, but still..

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4866 on: December 04, 2012, 10:12:48 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 04, 2012, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 06:18:34 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 04, 2012, 06:13:07 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 03, 2012, 07:55:24 PM
  Apparently somebody unfriended me on Facebook, but I can't tell who it is.   :tard:

Was it me?  :zoinks:

  I don't think so!  Did you delete your account?  :orly:

Yeah, I did. In a whim, totally overwhelmed. And, I am not missing it at all.

:(

You will eventually miss the cute children  :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4867 on: December 04, 2012, 06:04:02 PM »
Quote from: One L on December 04, 2012, 10:12:48 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 04, 2012, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 06:18:34 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 04, 2012, 06:13:07 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 03, 2012, 07:55:24 PM
  Apparently somebody unfriended me on Facebook, but I can't tell who it is.   :tard:

Was it me?  :zoinks:

  I don't think so!  Did you delete your account?  :orly:

Yeah, I did. In a whim, totally overwhelmed. And, I am not missing it at all.

:(

You will eventually miss the cute children  :M

But, I do have two cuties of my own.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4868 on: December 04, 2012, 06:07:27 PM »
Haven't had a cold sore for a very long time, but, this one is here, and it is trying to occupy me.
Applied the first layer of antiviral cream before it was visible, but it grows and grows.
Haven't had one like this in twenty years. Put on a band aid, because it was horribly leaking too. And I don't like to be contaminated even more.

Is this the beginning of a new hormonal era in my life?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4869 on: December 04, 2012, 06:27:28 PM »
I have a sore neck :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4870 on: December 04, 2012, 06:44:28 PM »
I bought PA some mint flavoured chocolate cookies as a Christmas stocking stuffer.  And I wants to eat them, now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4871 on: December 04, 2012, 06:47:57 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 04, 2012, 06:44:28 PM
I bought PA some mint flavoured chocolate cookies as a Christmas stocking stuffer.  And I wants to eat them, now.

Well they might go bad by then and you don't want to waste them :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4872 on: December 04, 2012, 06:49:15 PM »
Quote from: Parts on December 04, 2012, 06:47:57 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 04, 2012, 06:44:28 PM
I bought PA some mint flavoured chocolate cookies as a Christmas stocking stuffer.  And I wants to eat them, now.

Well they might go bad by then and you don't want to waste them :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4873 on: December 05, 2012, 12:14:16 AM »
I really, really, really don't want to go to work today.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4874 on: December 05, 2012, 04:44:54 AM »
How the fuck is it possible to lose something that I always keep in the same place?
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