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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4350 on: October 12, 2012, 01:30:46 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 12, 2012, 11:30:41 AM
  I like clean-shaven men but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm celibate.  :M

You don't have to be  :viking: :viking: :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4351 on: October 12, 2012, 01:54:11 PM »
Quote from: One L on October 12, 2012, 01:30:46 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 12, 2012, 11:30:41 AM
  I like clean-shaven men but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm celibate.  :M

You don't have to be  :viking: :viking: :viking:

  But it suits me.  It is a peaceful way of life.    :meditate:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4352 on: October 12, 2012, 08:29:37 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 11, 2012, 06:52:34 PM
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Quote from: Lit on October 11, 2012, 01:31:01 PM
Why do most women dislike beards? Until the 17th Century all Swedish men had beards  :-\

I like beards.  My husband has had a beard for most of the time I have known him.

I like soft beards.  PA occasionally grows one.
I like goatee's  8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4353 on: October 13, 2012, 02:21:29 AM »
I simply let mine grow when I feel like it. Or rather, when I can't be arsed to shave. It tends to itch so it usually ends with me shaving after a few days, though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4354 on: October 13, 2012, 02:22:52 AM »
And my bitch for today is that my headache is as bad as last night night when I went to sleep.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4355 on: October 13, 2012, 02:24:23 AM »
I would imagine eating candy floss is a big no no with a beard :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4356 on: October 13, 2012, 02:26:44 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 13, 2012, 02:24:23 AM
I would imagine eating candy floss is a big no no with a beard :zoinks:

No, why should it? :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4357 on: October 13, 2012, 02:33:57 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 13, 2012, 02:26:44 AM
Quote from: bodaccea on October 13, 2012, 02:24:23 AM
I would imagine eating candy floss is a big no no with a beard :zoinks:

No, why should it? :P

Perhaps having a big pink clown smile is fashionable in Sweden? :weird:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4358 on: October 13, 2012, 08:04:52 AM »
 :indeed:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4359 on: October 14, 2012, 01:09:47 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 13, 2012, 02:33:57 AM
Quote from: odeon on October 13, 2012, 02:26:44 AM
Quote from: bodaccea on October 13, 2012, 02:24:23 AM
I would imagine eating candy floss is a big no no with a beard :zoinks:

No, why should it? :P

Perhaps having a big pink clown smile is fashionable in Sweden? :weird:

Very.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4360 on: October 14, 2012, 01:52:16 AM »
my quick bitch - frost on my little mini-moo :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4361 on: October 14, 2012, 02:28:08 AM »
I don't have a quick bitch, which is sort of annoying since I decided to post here anyway. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4362 on: October 14, 2012, 05:39:53 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 14, 2012, 01:52:16 AM
my quick bitch - frost on my little mini-moo :(

  Now that it's colder, you really ought to wear underwear.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4363 on: October 14, 2012, 10:56:31 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 14, 2012, 05:39:53 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on October 14, 2012, 01:52:16 AM
my quick bitch - frost on my little mini-moo :(

  Now that it's colder, you really ought to wear underwear.  :P

You need to pray to get these impure thoughts out of your head.  :christ:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4364 on: October 14, 2012, 11:15:20 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2012, 10:56:31 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 14, 2012, 05:39:53 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on October 14, 2012, 01:52:16 AM
my quick bitch - frost on my little mini-moo :(

  Now that it's colder, you really ought to wear underwear.  :P

You need to pray to get these impure thoughts out of your head.  :christ:

  My thoughts are entirely pure!  I don't want our Bodie catching cold!  :angel:
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