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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4035 on: September 13, 2012, 04:24:45 PM »
Hiatal hernias are awesome! :headbang2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4036 on: September 13, 2012, 05:08:02 PM »
I had several people not return calls today and expect me to jump when they call
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4037 on: September 13, 2012, 05:17:08 PM »
I had several people not return calls today and expect me to jump when they call

  I hope you said, "I'm busy watching  Keeping Up With The Kardashians  so  :fingers:  pal!"
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4038 on: September 13, 2012, 06:21:25 PM »
I had several people not return calls today and expect me to jump when they call

  I hope you said, "I'm busy watching  Keeping Up With The Kardashians  so  :fingers:  pal!"

I can't stand any of those folks, Kardashians or Jenners.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4039 on: September 13, 2012, 06:26:46 PM »
I had several people not return calls today and expect me to jump when they call

  I hope you said, "I'm busy watching  Keeping Up With The Kardashians  so  :fingers:  pal!"

I can't stand any of those folks, Kardashians or Jenners.
I like the Kardashian girls butts

thats about it

its the running off at the mouth end that perturbs me

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4040 on: September 13, 2012, 06:27:46 PM »
I had several people not return calls today and expect me to jump when they call

  I hope you said, "I'm busy watching  Keeping Up With The Kardashians  so  :fingers:  pal!"

I can't stand any of those folks, Kardashians or Jenners.
I like the Kardashian girls butts

thats about it

its the running off at the mouth end that perturbs me

I assume you use both TVs to watch one butt?  (Catty, I know.)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4041 on: September 13, 2012, 06:29:34 PM »
I had several people not return calls today and expect me to jump when they call

  I hope you said, "I'm busy watching  Keeping Up With The Kardashians  so  :fingers:  pal!"

I can't stand any of those folks, Kardashians or Jenners.
I like the Kardashian girls butts

thats about it

its the running off at the mouth end that perturbs me

I assume you use both TVs to watch one butt?  (Catty, I know.)
It takes both screens to get those asses in proper focus

Having the volume turned down helps a lot

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4042 on: September 13, 2012, 11:01:57 PM »
The daughter overslept. The rest of the family will pay.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4043 on: September 14, 2012, 01:36:37 AM »
I must be having some stomach problem separate from that small hiatal hernia as well, because I always feel like I'm hungry when about to go to bed  :thumbdn:

I thought that was perfectly normal.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4044 on: September 14, 2012, 01:44:18 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4045 on: September 14, 2012, 05:57:29 AM »
*kisses miss K's thumb better* ^_^

I hope you find sirius really soon, and safe hyke. I know what its like when that happens, goint frantic waiting. Have you thought to put up posters yet hyke? prit some out with a photo if you have any of him, asking people to check their sheds, garages etc. If you have no pics, search google images, there is bound to be a cat on there somewhere that looks the absolute spit of sirius.

Quick bitch-AM-2203 seems to have quite a high melting point/boiling point, and at least on my first try, appears quite difficult to smoke out of a meth pipe (in case anyone be wondering, no I'm not a meth head, not a big fan of the stuff really)

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4046 on: September 14, 2012, 06:43:07 AM »
Monstrous headache. Had to leave work early.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4047 on: September 14, 2012, 09:45:41 AM »
My bitch,

Sirius is missing. This morning he went out, close to gagging. I thought he needed to get rid of some hair in his stomach. But, I haven't seen him, since he climbed the garden fence this morning, in one of his occasional fleeing modes. .
He is a cat that tries to get food as many times as possible during the day, and, around this time, he usually comes inside.
Not a trace of him.

Have asked some people with dogs, to look out for a black cat, that might be hiding, not feeling well.

I found a copy of Sirius' picture from the photo thread, if that helps:




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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4048 on: September 14, 2012, 11:42:53 AM »
I hope you find him safe and sound.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4049 on: September 14, 2012, 11:46:43 AM »
Second that!
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems