Just one quick bitch, part two

[MissKitty]

Son and I were stranded for over 4 hours because my truck broke down.

  I hope all is working well now!   

No, I won't have it for days and due to school starting midweek and the kids spending the weekend at their Dad's this weekend I missed out on the one evening with my daughter. I had promised her I would cook her favourite meal and everything.

["couldbecousin"]

Son and I were stranded for over 4 hours because my truck broke down.

  I hope all is working well now!   

No, I won't have it for days and due to school starting midweek and the kids spending the weekend at their Dad's this weekend I missed out on the one evening with my daughter. I had promised her I would cook her favourite meal and everything.

  I'm sorry.  I hope the time passes quickly till your next evening with her. 

[Queen Victoria]

I never went back to cleaning the bedroom.  My bed has stuff on it and PA's gone to bed.  Guess I'll sleep on the sofa tonight rather than disturb him.

  One good thing about being short is that we can fit more easily on couches. 

In my case I fit easily on the love seat. 

[TheoK]

 

["couldbecousin"]

I never went back to cleaning the bedroom.  My bed has stuff on it and PA's gone to bed.  Guess I'll sleep on the sofa tonight rather than disturb him.

  One good thing about being short is that we can fit more easily on couches. 

In my case I fit easily on the love seat.

  Such a tiny little round Monarch! 

[Queen Victoria]

I never went back to cleaning the bedroom.  My bed has stuff on it and PA's gone to bed.  Guess I'll sleep on the sofa tonight rather than disturb him.

  One good thing about being short is that we can fit more easily on couches. 

In my case I fit easily on the love seat.

  Such a tiny little round Monarch! 

It's a very expensive and comfortable love seat bought from the thrift store for under $30.  New it would have been over $800.  Just a wee bit of wear on the right arm. 

[lutra]

Downside of a sunny Saturday: folks at my whereabouts start doing all sorts of 'outside' jobs. This morning someone was very noisy with an electrical chainsaw and this afternoon someone else is elec. sanding some (probably) woodwork. The seemingly endlessness of the noise is ja, frikkin' annoying. 

[MissKitty]

The lawn is desperate to be mowed but it's raining all weekend 

And yesterday I found out someone wrote graffitti on my fence 

[Lestat]

Wait around, and take a baseball bat to his kneecaps, or shiv the prick, miss K.

If somebody did that to my place, they would end up in the ER, with a few rounds from my dart rifle in his bollocks and knees

Bitch for the day-seizures fucking blow, and that new doc is a bloody wanker. I'd love to just kidnap him, lock him in my loft, keep him on strong opiates, anaesthetized of course, so he wouldn't get to enjoy them first, pump him full of barbs, or GHB (used to make it, in my teenage years, and worst, most severe withdrawal I have ever experienced in my life)

Then cut him off without so much as a pack of fags.

["couldbecousin"]

The lawn is desperate to be mowed but it's raining all weekend 

And yesterday I found out someone wrote graffitti on my fence 

  Time to lie in wait and then go all Eastwood on them.   "GET OFF MY LAWN!"   

['andersom']

Man, there's way too much noise from the street below at the moment. This neighbourhood is getting noisier and louder by.. well, as of late. Bugger.

The worst side effect of the good weather we're having right now.
The taste in music of my neighbour to the south-west absolutely sucks. The taste of the one north-west of me is even worse. And, the 'kids' across the street are in "the bad adjusted moped, for added noise" stage of life. 

[TheoK]

My neighbours have kids driving cars and mopeds, and they have two barking dogs.

Yet they look angry as soon as I shoot some decent fireworks except for Easter and New Year's Eve 

['andersom']

Thank goodness my former neighbours left.
They talked in angry yelling voices, all the time, had too yapping critters that were supposedly dogs, about a hundred rabbits, and birds beyond my counting skills. Lots of them were parakeets. Those keets had learned to mimic my alarm-clock, so, in summer, they now and then woke me at 3 am, making that horrid noise simultaneous. 

[Trigger 11]

The lawn is desperate to be mowed but it's raining all weekend 

And yesterday I found out someone wrote graffitti on my fence 

  Time to lie in wait and then go all Eastwood on them.   "Hey, empty chair! This is the worst routine at a political convention ever."   

Corrected!

[skyblue1]

All that proved was that even invisible people hate Romney