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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3900 on: September 02, 2012, 03:42:45 AM »
You have my sympathies.

My headache seems to be aiming for the chronic bitches thread.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3901 on: September 02, 2012, 11:02:22 AM »
I suspect I didn't get a form from the government asking how I spent the PR's money this year.  Question is was it delivered and did the PR hide it?  She will occasionally do that with government looking mail, hoping to keep us out of trouble. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3902 on: September 02, 2012, 10:59:52 PM »
That is very thoughtful of her.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3903 on: September 03, 2012, 01:12:33 AM »
I admit, been there done that with customs&excise, when they were chasing me over (i think, at least) my lab microscope. They must have got bored, as I've had no threatening letters from them in months.

Tossers that they are.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3904 on: September 03, 2012, 06:19:34 AM »
I did a couple of sit-ups this morning and now there's pain in the left part of me bum. Think I strained a muscle there. Bummer.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3905 on: September 03, 2012, 09:49:47 AM »
Cut my thumb on a brick :-\  I had just broken it and it had a sharp edge but a brick still
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3906 on: September 03, 2012, 01:38:32 PM »
I did a couple of sit-ups this morning and now there's pain in the left part of me bum. Think I strained a muscle there. Bummer.

Ooooooh, I caught the "tail end" of that pun.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3907 on: September 03, 2012, 01:52:26 PM »
Neighbors one block over are having their annual Labor Day party complete with the fucking awful band they have every year.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3908 on: September 03, 2012, 03:31:52 PM »
Neighbors one block over are having their annual Labor Day party complete with the fucking awful band they have every year.
maybe it will rain on them

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3909 on: September 03, 2012, 03:36:49 PM »
Beer + Law = Blaw

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3910 on: September 03, 2012, 03:44:20 PM »
Cut my thumb on a brick :-\  I had just broken it and it had a sharp edge but a brick still

  Have you had a tetanus shot recently?  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3911 on: September 03, 2012, 04:53:53 PM »
Cut my thumb on a brick :-\  I had just broken it and it had a sharp edge but a brick still

  Have you had a tetanus shot recently?  :orly:

About 5 years ago the are good for about 10 I think.  They make me very sick for two to three days so I wait till it's really needed.  The cut was not deep just annoying also
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3912 on: September 03, 2012, 05:00:43 PM »
Cut my thumb on a brick :-\  I had just broken it and it had a sharp edge but a brick still

  Have you had a tetanus shot recently?  :orly:

About 5 years ago the are good for about 10 I think.  They make me very sick for two to three days so I wait till it's really needed.  The cut was not deep just annoying also

  I had my last tetanus shot 2 years ago when I slammed my left pinkie in that
  metal door, so I'm all set for awhile.  My thumb is healing beautifully too!  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3913 on: September 03, 2012, 06:36:33 PM »
Owch. That had to hurt CBC. I've slammed fingers in a car door before, no fun at all.

Although when some uppity staff member at my last school tried first bear-hugging me, then forcing her way into my room to search my computer I remember slamming her in the door, while she howled at my friend to get help. He did....after walking ever so slowly away for about 3/4 of an hour :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3914 on: September 03, 2012, 06:42:46 PM »
Owch. That had to hurt CBC. I've slammed fingers in a car door before, no fun at all.

Although when some uppity staff member at my last school tried first bear-hugging me, then forcing her way into my room to search my computer I remember slamming her in the door, while she howled at my friend to get help. He did....after walking ever so slowly away for about 3/4 of an hour :P

  Your friend is a BAD man!  >:D


  I was lucky with the finger actually.  I broke the tiny bone at the tip, and smashed up the nail,
  but it healed well and the nail grew back most of the way.  I just feel the occasional twinge.  :)
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