Author Topic: Just one quick bitch, part two  (Read 231577 times)

0 Members and 44 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline MissKitty

  • Pet of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2405
  • Karma: 284
  • Gender: Female
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3780 on: August 21, 2012, 10:54:03 AM »
I love my A/C. :laugh:

My current bitch: The dog won't stop farting. Good lord. She can clear a room. :P

  A friend of mine had a dog wit tht issue, many years ago.
  She said the smell would wake her from a dead sleep!  :laugh:


  Has the dog had a recent change of diet that you know of? 
  Maybe she needs new food, perhaps the owners will have more info.  :nerd!:

She has started eating grass recently so I think it's making her gassy. But it makes me giggle because she'll be sitting right in front of you, and let out a squeaker while looking you right in the eye! No shame!!! It cracks me up every time. :laugh:

  She probably thinks her innocent face will fool you into thinking YOU did it.  :laugh:
:lol1:
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"Sleep, structure and time are a wonderful loom to weave a life on." ~ Her Majesty

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3781 on: August 21, 2012, 12:39:20 PM »
  My pet peeve of the moment: customer service personnel with unintelligible speech.
  Last time I called tech support the guy was from India, this time it was a woman with
  a harsh, grating midwestern accent, like a cast member from  Fargo.  So annoying.  :facepalm2:
« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 12:55:20 PM by couldbecousin »
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3782 on: August 21, 2012, 12:58:10 PM »
Ask them to email you instead.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3783 on: August 21, 2012, 01:00:40 PM »
Ask them to email you instead.

  We got through the call OK, now I am waiting to be contacted by the maintenance
  department to see whether the problem can be fixed without a house call.  :crossed:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

TheoK

  • Guest
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3784 on: August 22, 2012, 07:55:54 AM »
Fucking RAIN!  :grrr:

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3785 on: August 22, 2012, 08:02:11 AM »
Ask them to email you instead.

  We got through the call OK, now I am waiting to be contacted by the maintenance
  department to see whether the problem can be fixed without a house call.  :crossed:


  A technician will be here next Thursday, so much to do!   :GA:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline lutra

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5350
  • Karma: 481
  • Gender: Male
  • nosce te ipsum
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3786 on: August 22, 2012, 08:16:50 AM »
Motivation, where art thou today?
Solum certum nihil esse certi et homine nihil miserius aut superbius.

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3787 on: August 22, 2012, 08:44:19 AM »
Motivation, where art thou today?

  I am motivated by the fact that a Verizon technician will be here next Thursday
  to fix my internet connection!  I must get this place spotless!  GO GO GO!   :GA:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline lutra

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5350
  • Karma: 481
  • Gender: Male
  • nosce te ipsum
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3788 on: August 22, 2012, 09:23:36 AM »
^ Good luck with making your place spotless. Um, maybe a fresh layer of paint on the walls and perhaps new carpets as well.. would be my advice here. :o

(nah, sørry..  :green: )

Well, talking motivation here.. after a cup of coffee (p/m 45 mins ago) I did got my 'spirit' back and am now making a broth (again). Going to brush my teeth in a minute and run some errands after that..
Solum certum nihil esse certi et homine nihil miserius aut superbius.

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3789 on: August 22, 2012, 09:45:07 AM »
^ Good luck with making your place spotless. Um, maybe a fresh layer of paint on the walls and perhaps new carpets as well.. would be my advice here. :o

(nah, sørry..  :green: )

  I rent, so I really can't do anything to the place without permission.  :P
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3790 on: August 22, 2012, 11:28:23 AM »
^ Good luck with making your place spotless. Um, maybe a fresh layer of paint on the walls and perhaps new carpets as well.. would be my advice here. :o

(nah, sørry..  :green: )

  I rent, so I really can't do anything to the place without permission.  :P

Violating a lease is  :viking:

TheoK

  • Guest
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3791 on: August 22, 2012, 12:07:01 PM »
 :agreed:

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3792 on: August 22, 2012, 12:13:07 PM »
^ Good luck with making your place spotless. Um, maybe a fresh layer of paint on the walls and perhaps new carpets as well.. would be my advice here. :o

(nah, sørry..  :green: )

  I rent, so I really can't do anything to the place without permission.  :P

Violating a lease is  :viking:

  :lol1:    I am already in violation of the lease by having a dirty apartment!
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3793 on: August 22, 2012, 05:33:19 PM »
^ Good luck with making your place spotless. Um, maybe a fresh layer of paint on the walls and perhaps new carpets as well.. would be my advice here. :o

(nah, sørry..  :green: )

  I rent, so I really can't do anything to the place without permission.  :P

Here most rented places have to be decorated by the tenants.

I pulled wallpaper today, with the youngest. One of the layers is a painted woodchip layer........ :GA:

We'll have a more final go at it in the weekend.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3794 on: August 22, 2012, 10:57:50 PM »
I hate it when I have to babysit developers who bear a grudge.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein