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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3510 on: July 15, 2012, 01:08:57 PM »
Skipped the flea market today because of predicted rain that has yet to happen
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3511 on: July 15, 2012, 05:38:26 PM »
Quote from: pleasure model on July 15, 2012, 03:24:18 AM
Phones!  motherfuckers have to god damn ring!

Hey, be thankful they don't sneak up behind you and go BOO!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3512 on: July 15, 2012, 05:40:13 PM »
Just wait. That will come too one day.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3513 on: July 17, 2012, 07:58:20 AM »
Don't mind the rain that much but these nasty cold winds (for the last week or so/from the West/S.West) can fart the føck off, as far as I'm concerned.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3514 on: July 17, 2012, 03:04:17 PM »
Quote from: lutra on July 17, 2012, 07:58:20 AM
Don't mind the rain that much but these nasty cold winds (for the last week or so/from the West/S.West) can fart the føck off, as far as I'm concerned.  >:(
I'll take them. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3515 on: July 17, 2012, 03:07:32 PM »
The doc I was at last week asked me to get a copy of the test result of the biopsy they took at the hospital last year. So I wrote a letter to them. Today I got a letter back, only thing is that it isn't the biopsy they did on my stomach last year but a biopsy they did on my leg ten years ago  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3516 on: July 17, 2012, 03:20:49 PM »
Almost the same thing, right? ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3517 on: July 17, 2012, 03:27:04 PM »
Well, both were tissue samples :tard:

I don't understand how they could confuse the tests, because I wrote when it was taken and which doctor it was who took it. And above all, I can't understand how they can send such a document without checking the date. It was a registered letter that I had to go almost all the way to town to get, it couldn't be sent straight home, yet they didn't check out what they sent. Morons.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3518 on: July 17, 2012, 03:32:18 PM »
Yeah. FFS, ten years, that should provide them with a clue.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3519 on: July 17, 2012, 04:13:05 PM »
This is a bit of a longer bitch..

The urchin's Dad hates it when i crimp my hair.  He reckons it makes me look 'game' and 'wog meat' (his words, not mine) meaning i look like i ought to have a black bf!!

He was here last week and thought it really wise to tell the urchin  'mommy has run off with a big black man' while i was out shopping.

He keeps saying it now,  and asking me when i am going to do it.  grrrr.
He told the dinner ladies at school, too.

I haven't had a total sense of humour failure, it just would be funnier if i was reading it in someone else's post. :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3520 on: July 17, 2012, 04:15:43 PM »
Quote from: bodie on July 17, 2012, 04:13:05 PM
This is a bit of a longer bitch..

The urchin's Dad hates it when i crimp my hair.  He reckons it makes me look 'game' and 'wog meat' (his words, not mine) meaning i look like i ought to have a black bf!!

He was here last week and thought it really wise to tell the urchin  'mommy has run off with a big black man' while i was out shopping.

He keeps saying it now,  and asking me when i am going to do it.  grrrr.
He told the dinner ladies at school, too.

I haven't had a total sense of humour failure, it just would be funnier if i was reading it in someone else's post. :hahaha:
perhaps he secretly wishes he was a big black man so that he can jump yer bones
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3521 on: July 17, 2012, 04:17:14 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 17, 2012, 04:15:43 PM
Quote from: bodie on July 17, 2012, 04:13:05 PM
This is a bit of a longer bitch..

The urchin's Dad hates it when i crimp my hair.  He reckons it makes me look 'game' and 'wog meat' (his words, not mine) meaning i look like i ought to have a black bf!!

He was here last week and thought it really wise to tell the urchin  'mommy has run off with a big black man' while i was out shopping.

He keeps saying it now,  and asking me when i am going to do it.  grrrr.
He told the dinner ladies at school, too.

I haven't had a total sense of humour failure, it just would be funnier if i was reading it in someone else's post. :hahaha:
perhaps he secretly wishes he was a big black man so that he can jump yer bones

perhaps i secretly wish he was a 'big' black man  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3522 on: July 17, 2012, 04:21:10 PM »
LOL
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3523 on: July 17, 2012, 04:27:22 PM »
EWWWW!


I could not bring myself to fuck a black.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3524 on: July 17, 2012, 04:34:08 PM »
I was joking :tard:

I only ever slept with white men.  Nothing against black men, or their big choppers!,  just never fancied it. 

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