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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3495 on: July 13, 2012, 08:02:57 AM »
I know what you mean bodie. I am absolutely convinced that this little jesus-fucker is either meadow's grandmother, or the runt of a litter of cerberi. (I assume that is indeed the plural tense of 'Cerberus' :D)

One would think the name 'rosie' would go with a sweet, well behaved little angel of a dog...but no. Far, far, FAR from it. This one is straight from the vilest, most noxious pit in Tartarus.

As you can imagine I bet, I am a cat person through and through, cats are quiet, and one has to EARN a cat's companionship, dogs are too servile, and will often fawn all over their human...dogs have masters, whereas cats have staff :P

I miss my cat, padfoot. He turned up on my doorstep, soaked to the skin, cold, hungry , thin and miserable looking. And would I ever turn down an animal in need? Would I crowbegotten fucking bollocks. Had him for ages, until some piece of feculent, reeking, flyblown muslim-feces ran him over in a car, poor devil managed to crawl off into a garden, only to be torn apart by a fox.

I still almost see him when I go downstairs in the early morning to get food/go get a drink/go for a piss etc. Used to curl up on my lap, purring like a vacuum pump engine, half asleep, only waking up more if he decided that he wanted to be fussed over more. Lol, padfoot pretty much had free reign over the entire house. The only two places he wasn't welcome were the bogs when I was answering the call of nature, and the lab. For obvious reasons  the  latter for obvious reasons. Him opening say, a big bottle of fuming sulfuric acid, or worse still, the LiAlH4 (powerful reducing agent, its pyrophoric, moisture sensitive and air/oxygen sensitive. I store it in the container it came in, wrapped tightly in cling film, then that in a screw-top glass jar filled with dry argon.) Wouldn't be pretty if that got loose amidst oh....10 liters of methanol, a whole bunch of light naptha, THF (similar to ether, highly volatile, low flash point and bloody well flammable), dichloromethane (similar to chloroform, used a lot in paint stripper. Very non-flammable, but when its forced to decompose in heat, the result is phosgene (C=OCl2, an old-fashioned military war gas, of the WWI/WWII era), plenty of methylated spirits for cleaning glass, isopropanol etc.

And thats just the solvents, once the reagents, stuff like finely divided metal powders get going, not going to be pleasant :P

I do keep a fire extinguisher around very close to hand, just round the corner in my old man's bedroom, but still...
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3496 on: July 13, 2012, 08:40:24 AM »
Sorry about 'Padfoot'  (cool name btw)

I like cats.  Have always had dogs though,  specifically American Bulldogs.

Had a fair few cat squatters though.  Cats never really 'need' you,  not like
a dog,  and yes they are perhaps cleverer out of the two.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3497 on: July 13, 2012, 09:07:47 AM »
I'm the other way around bodie. I've taken in a stray dog before,  but loads of cats. Along with a raven/rook, a baby hedgehog, slow worms (a kind of legless lizard), pigeons, a sparrow..all sorts of critters. If I find an animal in need then there is always a loving home waiting. I will, and indeed have gone hungry myself so the latest arrival has something. I'd sooner starve, than let a pet go without.

Only ever had the one dog that I remember, but plenty of cats. Always used to share my dinner with padfoot, when I had a roast chicken he always got his share; lol, handy for both of us, he loved chicken skin, which I absolutely cannot stand (he got his share of meat too of course, but having a feline dustbin was useful :P)

And lol...cats 'may be' cleverer than dogs? no shit! Dogs come whining back to the spiteful abusive owner and try to fawn their way into the owner's good graces (assuming they have any to begin with of course), treat a cat that way, and they aren't going to hang around long.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3498 on: July 13, 2012, 09:13:01 AM »
Cats are anarchists. That's why they are  :viking:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3499 on: July 14, 2012, 02:18:12 AM »
We're out of coffee. It's a disaster.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3500 on: July 14, 2012, 02:20:59 AM »
I can't find some of the urchins race track! grrrrrrr
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3501 on: July 14, 2012, 07:25:48 AM »
The wind, or better put, the draft in the attic has made my jaw and ear go ache today. Mmmm.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3502 on: July 14, 2012, 08:37:41 AM »
Not feeling well. :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3503 on: July 14, 2012, 08:48:14 AM »
We're out of coffee. It's a disaster.

  That's almost as bad as being out of   :tp:   and must be remedied at once!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3504 on: July 14, 2012, 08:53:30 AM »
We're out of coffee. It's a disaster.

  That's almost as bad as being out of   :tp:   and must be remedied at once!

I did, as soon as I was sufficiently awake to drive.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3505 on: July 14, 2012, 08:57:09 AM »
We're out of coffee. It's a disaster.

  That's almost as bad as being out of   :tp:   and must be remedied at once!

I did, as soon as I was sufficiently awake to drive.

  Making a coffee run in the Jag is cool!    :hotrodder:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3506 on: July 14, 2012, 08:58:21 AM »
We're out of coffee. It's a disaster.

  That's almost as bad as being out of   :tp:   and must be remedied at once!

I did, as soon as I was sufficiently awake to drive.

  Making a coffee run in the Jag is cool!    :hotrodder:

No fun that early, though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3507 on: July 14, 2012, 09:16:21 PM »
Got a couple small chemical burns removing some paint, they are just small red marks now but they hurt a lot when they were fresh.  Brought back memories of childhood stripping furniture got a couple bad ones when I was 13
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3508 on: July 14, 2012, 11:16:46 PM »
god damn it I wish I knew if we were flirting or not.  I have been trying to figure this out for months and I still can't the fuck tell.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3509 on: July 15, 2012, 03:24:18 AM »
Phones!  motherfuckers have to god damn ring!
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