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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3435 on: June 29, 2012, 01:43:18 AM »
My van let me down for the first time ever, when it left me stranded at the shopping center. ( I did finally get it home.)

Your five mile walk from the other thread?  The rear universal joint went on mine last week first time I had to get it towed luckily I was within the 3 mile free AAA tow distance to home
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3436 on: June 29, 2012, 05:46:22 PM »
Luna comes in late, eats a few bites, and throws up.

Yeah, just what I want in the night.

Guess I should consider myself lucky. Just noticed that outside she did a full blown  :happypuke: Glad she threw that out outside. Was big, not a tiny bird.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3437 on: June 30, 2012, 12:11:16 PM »
I fuckin' hate fruitflies. Ja, yes, ofc.. I keep the place clean (really).. try to keep fruit inside a cupboard/no open bottles/have bins with lids on/no food stuff that needs throwing away laying around/etc..  but ja, still those lousy bastards turn up somehow.

Another thing I hate about them is that a single one is quite hard to kill. They fly like some totally drunk dude walks.. very erratic/randomly changing course every second it seems.   

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3438 on: June 30, 2012, 02:44:32 PM »
I fuckin' hate fruitflies. Ja, yes, ofc.. I keep the place clean (really).. try to keep fruit inside a cupboard/no open bottles/have bins with lids on/no food stuff that needs throwing away laying around/etc..  but ja, still those lousy bastards turn up somehow.

Another thing I hate about them is that a single one is quite hard to kill. They fly like some totally drunk dude walks.. very erratic/randomly changing course every second it seems.   

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I've heard that they live in the drain for the sink (?).  Maybe some boiling water poured there would help.  Also a delectable piece of past prime fruit in some vinegar with a few drops of dish washing liquid in a container with a very small opening (ice pick sized) in the top is supposed to attract them and trap them.  A tin can with cling wrap would work for this.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3439 on: June 30, 2012, 03:49:36 PM »
The cable holding the spare tire on my van broke today while I was driving dropping the spare in the middle of the street luckily it was on a side road near my house and not on the highway where it could have killed someone
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3440 on: June 30, 2012, 07:06:39 PM »
Shortly after Katrina we were driving on an expressway when a truck in the left lane lost a ladder that wasn't tied down well enough.  It happened on the up side of an overpass and fortunately the truck stopped and was able to get the ladder before anyone ran into it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3441 on: July 01, 2012, 03:03:31 AM »
I have a headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3442 on: July 01, 2012, 03:17:46 AM »
If you want to get rid of flies, find (or buy online) some fly agaric mushrooms (Amanita muscaria. Quite unmistakeable, bright red cap covered in white warts, white gills, stem with annulus, no volva, but the base of the stipe is enlarged and bulbous.

Boil them in milk, leave the mixture in a bowl near the flies. They are attracted to a compound in the mushrooms, go to feed, and are poisoned, intoxicated by the muscimol content they fall into the milk, drown and die.

I used this recently when I had a bluebottle in my bedroom that I couldn't catch and release. Tried for ages, but I just couldn't catch the little fucking shit.

It isn't named the fly agaric for nothing. Very effective way to get rid of flies.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3443 on: July 01, 2012, 12:58:31 PM »
Thanks for the tips (how to catch flies).

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And, I'm getting annoyed by my own use of the English language again. All those little frikkin' mistakes I make.  :GA:

Going to start reading English literature again. I reckon that should help a bit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3444 on: July 01, 2012, 01:12:18 PM »
Thanks for the tips (how to catch flies).

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And, I'm getting annoyed by my own use of the English language again. All those little frikkin' mistakes I make.  :GA:

Going to start reading English literature again. I reckon that should help a bit.

  You do pretty well.  Your English is a lot better than my Dutch!  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3445 on: July 01, 2012, 01:35:55 PM »
^ Thanks.

It's this spazzie brain of mine that sometimes 'refuses' to do proper English. Or ja.. my post, a couple of days ago, about me being also a tadski dyslexic is.. ja, true.  Shitty thing is that I know I can do better but.. in phases it goes ja.... Well, it takes more of an effort to do so then.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3446 on: July 01, 2012, 01:45:40 PM »
It's so hot
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3447 on: July 01, 2012, 11:10:13 PM »
And, I'm getting annoyed by my own use of the English language again. All those little frikkin' mistakes I make.  :GA:

Going to start reading English literature again. I reckon that should help a bit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3448 on: July 01, 2012, 11:32:04 PM »
Was that a failed examination? If so, isn't a new exam all you need to do?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3449 on: July 02, 2012, 03:58:42 AM »
Languages are tricky.

Universal hand signals work quite well.  :finger:
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