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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3165 on: May 17, 2012, 05:02:51 AM »
:'(

that is sad.

...hey but what an entrepreneurial idea should you ever quit your job?   :zoinks:

It's very sad. What you usually get here are "fries" in that 'merican sense. In some cases it's fine if fries are what you want, but there's no decent fish and chips to be had anywhere, and certainly no chips to be found on your way home from the pub.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3166 on: May 17, 2012, 05:15:48 AM »
What...no chips after the pub?

oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3167 on: May 17, 2012, 05:17:36 AM »
I *know*.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3168 on: May 17, 2012, 05:25:32 AM »
 I once tipped a cab driver with a McDonald's cheeseburger!   :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3169 on: May 17, 2012, 05:28:16 AM »
Many an englishman would be celibate without the local
chip shop  -  for it serves a double meaning here.  It is a well
known substitute for foreplay!  Yep, not kidding.  After a few
drinks you might see someone half decent and instead of having to utter those words  "fancy a shag?"  you simply slurrr "Bag of chips luv?"  and if accepted -  bingo, you've scored! 

*Bodie is now wondering if men in foreign countries actually really do the whole foreplay thing due to not having chip shops?   :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3170 on: May 17, 2012, 05:31:18 AM »
Many an englishman would be celibate without the local
chip shop  -  for it serves a double meaning here.  It is a well
known substitute for foreplay!  Yep, not kidding.  After a few
drinks you might see someone half decent and instead of having to utter those words  "fancy a shag?"  you simply slurrr "Bag of chips luv?"  and if accepted -  bingo, you've scored! 

*Bodie is now wondering if men in foreign countries actually really do the whole foreplay thing due to not having chip shops?   :o

Foreplay? ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3171 on: May 17, 2012, 05:34:47 AM »
Many an englishman would be celibate without the local
chip shop  -  for it serves a double meaning here.  It is a well
known substitute for foreplay!  Yep, not kidding.  After a few
drinks you might see someone half decent and instead of having to utter those words  "fancy a shag?"  you simply slurrr "Bag of chips luv?"  and if accepted -  bingo, you've scored! 

*Bodie is now wondering if men in foreign countries actually really do the whole foreplay thing due to not having chip shops?   :o

Foreplay? ???
*hmmm seems to affect other nations, too.

Yes  'foreplay'  a.k.a  'a bag of chips and a tin of beer'
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3172 on: May 17, 2012, 05:39:47 AM »
Many an englishman would be celibate without the local
chip shop  -  for it serves a double meaning here.  It is a well
known substitute for foreplay!  Yep, not kidding.  After a few
drinks you might see someone half decent and instead of having to utter those words  "fancy a shag?"  you simply slurrr "Bag of chips luv?"  and if accepted -  bingo, you've scored! 

*Bodie is now wondering if men in foreign countries actually really do the whole foreplay thing due to not having chip shops?   :o

Foreplay? ???
*hmmm seems to affect other nations, too.

Yes  'foreplay'  a.k.a  'a bag of chips and a tin of beer'

Oh, right. We do that too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3173 on: May 17, 2012, 08:20:16 AM »
I deal very poorly with changing plans which it what I am doing today
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3174 on: May 17, 2012, 07:08:41 PM »
I deal very poorly with changing plans which it what I am doing today

 I deal poorly with other people's stress.  It stresses me out.   :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3175 on: May 17, 2012, 11:45:51 PM »
:'(

that is sad.

...hey but what an entrepreneurial idea should you ever quit your job?   :zoinks:

It's very sad. What you usually get here are "fries" in that 'merican sense. In some cases it's fine if fries are what you want, but there's no decent fish and chips to be had anywhere, and certainly no chips to be found on your way home from the pub.
That's what you Svenskis get for exporting Bergman films.  :hahaha: :hyke: :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3176 on: May 18, 2012, 04:48:02 AM »
:'(

that is sad.

...hey but what an entrepreneurial idea should you ever quit your job?   :zoinks:

It's very sad. What you usually get here are "fries" in that 'merican sense. In some cases it's fine if fries are what you want, but there's no decent fish and chips to be had anywhere, and certainly no chips to be found on your way home from the pub.
That's what you Svenskis get for exporting Bergman films.  :hahaha: :hyke: :laugh:

I know and I've repeatedly warned about exporting Bergman films. Nobody listens to me, that's why this all happens.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3177 on: May 19, 2012, 05:24:48 AM »
I have really not enjoyed uni at all this semester. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3178 on: May 19, 2012, 01:46:02 PM »
How come?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3179 on: May 19, 2012, 03:00:44 PM »
I deal very poorly with changing plans which it what I am doing today

 I deal poorly with other people's stress.  It stresses me out.   :GA:
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