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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2370 on: February 11, 2012, 10:09:00 AM »
My head hurts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2371 on: February 11, 2012, 02:31:27 PM »
Work was painful today between the crawling around on gravel and rocks and getting my hand cut up on some nails sticking out of a board that I did not notice
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2372 on: February 11, 2012, 02:33:27 PM »
Work was painful today between the crawling around on gravel and rocks and getting my hand cut up on some nails sticking out of a board that I did not notice

 How recently have you had a tetanus shot?  Those nails might have been rusty.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2373 on: February 11, 2012, 02:36:15 PM »
Work was painful today between the crawling around on gravel and rocks and getting my hand cut up on some nails sticking out of a board that I did not notice

 How recently have you had a tetanus shot?  Those nails might have been rusty.  :orly:

Maybe six years ago.  I hate tetanus shots I have very bad reactions to them and am usually sick two or three days after getting them.  And by sick I mean bedridden not just feeling off
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2374 on: February 11, 2012, 02:36:54 PM »
The amount of PMS and blue balls on this forum is unbelievable.  I'm thinking of starting a collection plate so the members can get laid and get all happy again. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2375 on: February 11, 2012, 04:09:30 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2097157/If-public-opinion-turning-disabled-disability-charities-blame.html?ito=feeds-newsxml%22
This frightens me as much as it infuriates me. What an incredibly hateful and shit stirring article! What utter lies, what good will that do to the public? To me it is utter hate speech. The benefit reform is frightening enough for me, and now with such attitudes being encouraged I fear asking for help. Absolutely disgusting.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2376 on: February 11, 2012, 05:22:00 PM »
I'm hungry.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2377 on: February 11, 2012, 10:13:41 PM »
My head hurts, I feel a bit sick, my sinuses are trying to kill me, and it's hot. :(
I often post on my phone. Expect typos & errors.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2378 on: February 12, 2012, 02:37:15 AM »
fucking blacks.... JOKING!!!!!

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2379 on: February 12, 2012, 02:55:59 AM »
It's fucking freezing

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2380 on: February 12, 2012, 05:46:31 AM »
Max is being a pain in the ass waking me every hour all night
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2381 on: February 12, 2012, 08:16:17 AM »
Max is being a pain in the ass waking me every hour all night

 Does he really need to go out every hour?  Is he sick?  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2382 on: February 12, 2012, 12:05:30 PM »
Max is being a pain in the ass waking me every hour all night

 Does he really need to go out every hour?  Is he sick?  :orly:

He doesn't always want to go out most of the time he is hearing something and wants to investigate.  We keep him in our room at night with the door closed so he doesn't get into the refrigerator and he wants to patrol the house
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2383 on: February 12, 2012, 06:51:28 PM »
Ex bought a coyote call and has been practicing with it for over an hour now.


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