Just one quick bitch, part two

["couldbecousin"]

 I just dropped half of an English muffin on the floor ... jelly side down. 

[Queen Victoria]

I just dropped half of an English muffin on the floor ... jelly side down. 

Just scrape the jelly off, re-jelly it and Bob's your uncle.

["couldbecousin"]

I just dropped half of an English muffin on the floor ... jelly side down. 

Just scrape the jelly off, re-jelly it and Bob's your uncle.

 If Bob is my uncle, who is my aunt?   

[Queen Victoria]

I just dropped half of an English muffin on the floor ... jelly side down. 

Just scrape the jelly off, re-jelly it and Bob's your uncle.

 If Bob is my uncle, who is my aunt?   

This lovely lady,



The third potential source is in a music hall song written by John P. Long, and published in 1931 - Follow your Uncle Bob. The lyrics include:

Bob's your uncle
Follow your Uncle Bob
He knows what to do
He'll look after you

The song was sung and recorded by Florrie Forde, the celebrated music hall artiste of the early 20th century

[odeon]

Still haven't had coffee.

[Adam]

Lost my cock-sucking debit card

[odeon]

The new one?

[Adam]

lol yeh

Haven't even taken it out anywhere. just used it to pay for hosting online the other day

I swear I put it back in my wallet

[Callaway]

lol yeh

Haven't even taken it out anywhere. just used it to pay for hosting online the other day

I swear I put it back in my wallet

I lost some keys before and eventually found them in a pants pocket in the dirty clothes.  Could you have stuck your debit card into your pocket instead of your wallet and forgotten about it?

If you don't find it soon, you should probably call the bank to get it cancelled and get a new one.

[Adam]

I was in bed at the time, so wearing shorts. I do have pockets in my shorts but I never use them unless I'm going out

My mum thinks I''ve either knocked it on the floor somewhere, or was too lazy to put it back inmy wallet so left it on the table where all my books are

["couldbecousin"]

I was in bed at the time, so wearing shorts. I do have pockets in my shorts but I never use them unless I'm going out

My mum thinks I''ve either knocked it on the floor somewhere, or was too lazy to put it back inmy wallet so left it on the table where all my books are

 Keep looking then, it must be somewhere in the house! 

["couldbecousin"]

 This recurring tic in my upper right eyelid feels as if the eyelid is turning inside out! 

[odeon]

 

[Adam]

run out of credit on my phone

['andersom']

Still haven't found out how to make the mobile of my youngest connect with my computer in an effective way.

She got it for her BD yesterday, and wants to put some music and stuff on it.

May have to ask a more computer savvy brother of mine.





And, I lost my voice.

Must be all that partying and drinking I do.