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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2010 on: January 02, 2012, 10:48:11 AM »
No idea what I'll do tomorrow. Going to my grandparents' house for the first time after their deaths to select something for me to remember them by. Unlike the others I never grieved properly so I'll probably cry like a fool whilst they're busy fixing light fittings and that. What the hell do I choose?

Something that makes you feel good. :hug:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2011 on: January 03, 2012, 02:22:29 PM »
Someone's cuntshit of a car alarm keeps going off.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2012 on: January 03, 2012, 03:11:26 PM »
Someone's cuntshit of a car alarm keeps going off.

I'd recommend blowing that car off, but then I don't think it's my business...

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2013 on: January 03, 2012, 03:46:45 PM »
Got a check today for the last house I worked on but it will not be good till tomorrow afternoon and I had wanted to play off my account at the supply house tomorrow
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2014 on: January 03, 2012, 04:10:45 PM »
I have to be up very early.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2015 on: January 03, 2012, 07:55:09 PM »
 I feel the beginning of a phlegmy winter cough.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2016 on: January 03, 2012, 09:41:10 PM »
I'm getting consistently bad lag in Star Wars.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2017 on: January 03, 2012, 10:28:49 PM »
I feel the beginning of a phlegmy winter cough.  :orly:

Hot lemonade with some honey and whiskey.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2018 on: January 04, 2012, 12:31:35 AM »
I feel the beginning of a phlegmy winter cough.  :orly:

Hot lemonade with some honey and whiskey.

 Thank you, but I'll leave out the  :scotch:  'cause I don't drink!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2019 on: January 04, 2012, 12:36:19 AM »


I feel the beginning of a phlegmy winter cough.  :orly:

Hot lemonade with some honey and whiskey.


Is that a "hot toddy"?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2020 on: January 04, 2012, 06:37:59 AM »
Very cold (10F)this morning and I have to be out in it most of the day
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2021 on: January 04, 2012, 07:36:10 AM »
Someone's twat turd of a car alarm is going again.  It sounds like there's a fault with it that keeps setting it off.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2022 on: January 04, 2012, 07:38:08 AM »
 I love grapefruit but lately it really burns on the way down my esophagus!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2023 on: January 04, 2012, 07:55:35 AM »
Someone's twat turd of a car alarm is going again.  It sounds like there's a fault with it that keeps setting it off.
Maybe they have left their window open slightly. That sets my car alarm to making noise.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2024 on: January 04, 2012, 11:50:30 AM »


I feel the beginning of a phlegmy winter cough.  :orly:

Hot lemonade with some honey and whiskey.


Is that a "hot toddy"?

Pretty much:
Traditional Northern British preparation of a hot toddy involves the mixture of whisky, boiling water, and sugar or honey. Additional ingredients such as cloves, a lemon slice or cinnamon (in stick or ground form) may be added. Depending on preference, the cloves and cinnamon stick can be removed before drinking, although leaving them in is often said to make a toddy even better for clearing a blocked nose and relieving a head cold. The traditional Southern English variation uses black tea instead of plain hot water. A common version in the Midwest uses Vernors Ginger Ale, lemon, honey and Bourbon whiskey.

It's primarily the heat that helps loosen congestion in the chest.  You could probably achieve the same result drinking water as hot as you can stand it.  The rest is just for show and to make you feel better psychologically.

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