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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1620 on: December 04, 2011, 11:02:29 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 04, 2011, 10:53:10 AM
Literal shit-stirring? :laugh:

Shit-stepping.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1621 on: December 04, 2011, 11:29:02 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 04, 2011, 07:30:47 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 04, 2011, 03:31:58 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 03, 2011, 08:09:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 03, 2011, 04:33:29 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 03, 2011, 04:31:35 PM
^ That's nothing,

Mine even can get very loud without a single friend around.  :violin:

:laugh:

You win.

 No, I win!  I've spent a whole week with four very barky dogs!  :laugh:

Four barky dogs are no match for a single giggly teenager.  :hahaha:
:indeed:  :hyke: beats  :cbc:  :2thumbsup:

 No, dear cow, the Weeble wins every time!  :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1622 on: December 04, 2011, 11:58:27 AM »
Quote from: Psychophant on December 04, 2011, 10:24:03 AM
Thats a universal problem.  Where I live people are supposed to pick up after their dogs....... :yarly:  Yet when I walk, I see it every where!   ::)

Maybe it's not dog shit.  Maybe the leprechauns are dropping hints?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1623 on: December 04, 2011, 12:05:39 PM »
Speaking of  :poop: I have slacked off on the poo patrol in the back yard and it's bad real bad
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1624 on: December 04, 2011, 12:09:53 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 04, 2011, 12:05:39 PM
Speaking of  :poop: I have slacked off on the poo patrol in the back yard and it's bad real bad

I thought that's what children were for now that they can't work in the mines.

Wait a few weeks and you can package the dried stuff and sell it as Reindeer Poop.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1625 on: December 04, 2011, 12:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 04, 2011, 12:09:53 PM
Quote from: parts on December 04, 2011, 12:05:39 PM
Speaking of  :poop: I have slacked off on the poo patrol in the back yard and it's bad real bad

I thought that's what children were for now that they can't work in the mines.

Wait a few weeks and you can package the dried stuff and sell it as Reindeer Poop.

I had always thought so also but it seems they must have been unionized or something and poop picking is not in their list of services :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1626 on: December 04, 2011, 12:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 04, 2011, 11:58:27 AM
Quote from: Psychophant on December 04, 2011, 10:24:03 AM
Thats a universal problem.  Where I live people are supposed to pick up after their dogs....... :yarly:  Yet when I walk, I see it every where!   ::)

Maybe it's not dog shit.  Maybe the leprechauns are dropping hints?

Not always, today it was cat shit mixed in with litter all over the sidewalk.  Then again, maybe it is a leprechaun hint as to where they have their pot of gold.......or a minefield. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1627 on: December 04, 2011, 12:24:00 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 04, 2011, 12:05:39 PM
Speaking of  :poop: I have slacked off on the poo patrol in the back yard and it's bad real bad

 I picked up the yard all week while dogsitting.  Four dogs -----> lots of  :poop:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1628 on: December 04, 2011, 05:32:08 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 04, 2011, 11:58:27 AM
Quote from: Psychophant on December 04, 2011, 10:24:03 AM
Thats a universal problem.  Where I live people are supposed to pick up after their dogs....... :yarly:  Yet when I walk, I see it every where!   ::)

Maybe it's not dog shit.  Maybe the leprechauns are dropping hints?

Time to read The Giggler Treatment (2000) by Roddy Doyle.

It will be a revelation.  :orly:  :poop:



(Great Christmas present for kids with a mildly absurd sense of humour btw)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1629 on: December 05, 2011, 01:27:59 AM »
Why did I buy a house surrounded by thousands of gum trees? :zombiefuck: I cant keep up with the leaf litter cleaning.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1630 on: December 05, 2011, 01:30:17 AM »
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 05, 2011, 01:27:59 AM
Why did I buy a house surrounded by thousands of gum trees? :zombiefuck: I cant keep up with the leaf litter cleaning.

 My brother lives in front of a forest, imagine cleaning up after THAT!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1631 on: December 05, 2011, 02:31:16 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2011, 01:30:17 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 05, 2011, 01:27:59 AM
Why did I buy a house surrounded by thousands of gum trees? :zombiefuck: I cant keep up with the leaf litter cleaning.

 My brother lives in front of a forest, imagine cleaning up after THAT!  :zombiefuck:

I miss the forest I grew up in.

The leaves were so much fun too.

What better reward for raking the lawn than a massive pile of leaves to fall into.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1632 on: December 05, 2011, 03:04:58 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 05, 2011, 02:31:16 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2011, 01:30:17 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 05, 2011, 01:27:59 AM
Why did I buy a house surrounded by thousands of gum trees? :zombiefuck: I cant keep up with the leaf litter cleaning.

 My brother lives in front of a forest, imagine cleaning up after THAT!  :zombiefuck:

I miss the forest I grew up in.

The leaves were so much fun too.

What better reward for raking the lawn than a massive pile of leaves to fall into.

 Yeah, there are leafy trees and conifers too, so my brother has leaves AND needles
 to rake, and as soon as they're raked up, more of them arrive, it never ends!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1633 on: December 05, 2011, 03:10:19 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2011, 03:04:58 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 05, 2011, 02:31:16 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2011, 01:30:17 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 05, 2011, 01:27:59 AM
Why did I buy a house surrounded by thousands of gum trees? :zombiefuck: I cant keep up with the leaf litter cleaning.

 My brother lives in front of a forest, imagine cleaning up after THAT!  :zombiefuck:

I miss the forest I grew up in.

The leaves were so much fun too.

What better reward for raking the lawn than a massive pile of leaves to fall into.

 Yeah, there are leafy trees and conifers too, so my brother has leaves AND needles
 to rake, and as soon as they're raked up, more of them arrive, it never ends!  :laugh:

Never had to rake the needles. They were allowed to just stay where they fell. Most of the needles didn't fall in autumn. The trees with needles were evergreens. Huge amounts of oak and beech leaves though. And birch rubble all year long.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1634 on: December 05, 2011, 03:12:42 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 05, 2011, 03:10:19 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2011, 03:04:58 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 05, 2011, 02:31:16 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2011, 01:30:17 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 05, 2011, 01:27:59 AM
Why did I buy a house surrounded by thousands of gum trees? :zombiefuck: I cant keep up with the leaf litter cleaning.

 My brother lives in front of a forest, imagine cleaning up after THAT!  :zombiefuck:

I miss the forest I grew up in.

The leaves were so much fun too.

What better reward for raking the lawn than a massive pile of leaves to fall into.

 Yeah, there are leafy trees and conifers too, so my brother has leaves AND needles
 to rake, and as soon as they're raked up, more of them arrive, it never ends!  :laugh:

Never had to rake the needles. They were allowed to just stay where they fell. Most of the needles didn't fall in autumn. The trees with needles were evergreens. Huge amounts of oak and beech leaves though. And birch rubble all year long.

 Birch trees are beautiful, we never had any of those though.  :chin:
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