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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1590 on: December 02, 2011, 07:27:06 AM »
Sore mouth. I think one of my wisdom teeth is being a bitch again.

 I sympathize, toothaches really suck!  Can you have the wisdom teeth pulled?  :(

Not this month. Expensive.

 Yeah, I get that part too.  I need to have a crown made soon, VERY expensive!  :orly:

Don't we have an old crown or two around the Palace you could use?  Besides, you're not a monarch.  You wear a tiara.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1591 on: December 02, 2011, 07:43:17 AM »
Stop. Scratching. At The Door!! :mad:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1592 on: December 02, 2011, 01:58:57 PM »
Sore mouth. I think one of my wisdom teeth is being a bitch again.

 I sympathize, toothaches really suck!  Can you have the wisdom teeth pulled?  :(

Not this month. Expensive.

 Yeah, I get that part too.  I need to have a crown made soon, VERY expensive!  :orly:

Don't we have an old crown or two around the Palace you could use?  Besides, you're not a monarch.  You wear a tiara.

 I will ask my dentist about a tiara, to save money!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1593 on: December 02, 2011, 03:45:43 PM »
People keep wrapping up my extension cords wrong and one is starting to get ruined
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1594 on: December 02, 2011, 04:43:55 PM »
Why does all weird stuff happen when parents are away? The smoke alrm has been beeping, the doorbell keeps being triggered by something (there is no one pressing the button) and five minutes ago I turned the kitchen light on, it blew and tripped the switch outside. Lucky I knew which switch it was so I can turn lights on again.
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Stuff like this really gets on my nerves.

Is it a battery powered smoke alarm that just needs a new battery?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1595 on: December 03, 2011, 03:51:54 AM »
Why does all weird stuff happen when parents are away? The smoke alrm has been beeping, the doorbell keeps being triggered by something (there is no one pressing the button) and five minutes ago I turned the kitchen light on, it blew and tripped the switch outside. Lucky I knew which switch it was so I can turn lights on again.
 >:(
Stuff like this really gets on my nerves.
Is it a battery powered smoke alarm that just needs a new battery?
Not sure. It hasn't beeped since I wrote that. Anyway, my parents are back, they came home last night. I thought they were coming home tonight so I got surprised.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1596 on: December 03, 2011, 07:06:55 AM »
Note: The word "wish" when used in a sentence gives that word present tense :mad: :mad:



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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1597 on: December 03, 2011, 08:25:18 AM »
 The computer I'm using at the dogs' house keeps misbehaving.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1598 on: December 03, 2011, 08:41:43 AM »
The computer I'm using at the dogs' house keeps misbehaving.  :thumbdn:

That sucks!   Is it the computer or the link?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1599 on: December 03, 2011, 08:57:39 AM »
The computer I'm using at the dogs' house keeps misbehaving.  :thumbdn:

Computer at the dogs' house? Am I missing something here?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1600 on: December 03, 2011, 09:16:21 AM »
The computer I'm using at the dogs' house keeps misbehaving.  :thumbdn:

That sucks!   Is it the computer or the link?

 It's the computer, it seems to have special trouble with Facebook.  :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1601 on: December 03, 2011, 09:17:26 AM »
The computer I'm using at the dogs' house keeps misbehaving.  :thumbdn:

Computer at the dogs' house? Am I missing something here?

 I'm dogsitting for friends for the week, will be back home tomorrow.  :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1602 on: December 03, 2011, 09:49:09 AM »
I have a headache. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1603 on: December 03, 2011, 09:52:31 AM »
The computer I'm using at the dogs' house keeps misbehaving.  :thumbdn:

That sucks!   Is it the computer or the link?

 It's the computer, it seems to have special trouble with Facebook.  :dunno:

Thats odd.  Maybe it's because your logging on from another location.  Sometimes I have problems with places when I try to link on from other computer locations.   :dunno:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1604 on: December 03, 2011, 12:10:59 PM »
The computer I'm using at the dogs' house keeps misbehaving.  :thumbdn:

That sucks!   Is it the computer or the link?

 It's the computer, it seems to have special trouble with Facebook.  :dunno:

Thats odd.  Maybe it's because your logging on from another location.  Sometimes I have problems with places when I try to link on from other computer locations.   :dunno:

 This computer is just slow compared to mine, can't wait to get home!  :laugh:
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