A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Poor girl. Is this your older or younger one?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 09, 2011, 01:31:16 PM I've been working for 5 1/2 hours, and the apartment STILL looks like shit! It has to get worse, before it gets better. Focus on what has gotten better, even if it is not obvious yet. My bedroom looks absolutely awful right now. Still working on the books. Have been dusting a lot of them outside the window today, and a few shelves look neat, clean and well filled. For the rest, piles of dusty books everywhere. And the scent of both dust, and cleanliness. Weird mixture. Wonder how much I will be sneezing tomorrow-morning.
I've been working for 5 1/2 hours, and the apartment STILL looks like shit!
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 09, 2011, 03:19:04 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 09, 2011, 01:31:16 PM I've been working for 5 1/2 hours, and the apartment STILL looks like shit! It has to get worse, before it gets better. Focus on what has gotten better, even if it is not obvious yet. My bedroom looks absolutely awful right now. Still working on the books. Have been dusting a lot of them outside the window today, and a few shelves look neat, clean and well filled. For the rest, piles of dusty books everywhere. And the scent of both dust, and cleanliness. Weird mixture. Wonder how much I will be sneezing tomorrow-morning. I will try to remember that. Unfortunately, I seem to have broken my shredder.
Or just separate the name, account number and the rest of the paper. Throw the rest of the paper away at your house. Throw the name away at work one week and the account number away in a couple of weeks. That may have been what Hyke was suggesting, but I'm not sure.
Thank you, ladies, I may try that but I'll probably just get a new shredder.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 09, 2011, 04:59:23 PMOr just separate the name, account number and the rest of the paper. Throw the rest of the paper away at your house. Throw the name away at work one week and the account number away in a couple of weeks. That may have been what Hyke was suggesting, but I'm not sure.Her Majesty explained it better than I did. That was what I meant indeed. Quote from: couldbecousin on October 09, 2011, 05:02:06 PM Thank you, ladies, I may try that but I'll probably just get a new shredder. Do you shred all your papers that you throw out?Why? Is it the sound of shredding you love? The increase in volume, so that you get the idea that you did more than you actually did? Or do you just want to make sure nothing will remain that proves you once existed off line too?
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 09, 2011, 03:23:31 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 09, 2011, 03:20:13 PMThree days my girl was in school last week, after over two weeks of being ill. Now her temperature has risen again. Is it the flu, or something else?Tomorrow we get the results back for the Epstein Barr testing. She has been sleeping an awful lot. But, the first two weeks she had no sign of fever. Did have the swollen glands though. Her getting a raised temperature now is not something I like. She is more tired again too.
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 09, 2011, 03:20:13 PMThree days my girl was in school last week, after over two weeks of being ill. Now her temperature has risen again. Is it the flu, or something else?
Three days my girl was in school last week, after over two weeks of being ill. Now her temperature has risen again.
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 09, 2011, 03:28:28 PMQuote from: earthboundmisfit on October 09, 2011, 03:23:31 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 09, 2011, 03:20:13 PMThree days my girl was in school last week, after over two weeks of being ill. Now her temperature has risen again. Is it the flu, or something else?Tomorrow we get the results back for the Epstein Barr testing. She has been sleeping an awful lot. But, the first two weeks she had no sign of fever. Did have the swollen glands though. Her getting a raised temperature now is not something I like. She is more tired again too.Test results, general blood condition is good, no lack of iron, no inflammations. Epstein Barr shows that she has had that, and that long ago that there are no active anti-bodies anymore. Advise: "give it another few weeks, return if things haven't improved by then"
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 09, 2011, 03:40:05 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 09, 2011, 03:19:04 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 09, 2011, 01:31:16 PM I've been working for 5 1/2 hours, and the apartment STILL looks like shit! It has to get worse, before it gets better. Focus on what has gotten better, even if it is not obvious yet. My bedroom looks absolutely awful right now. Still working on the books. Have been dusting a lot of them outside the window today, and a few shelves look neat, clean and well filled. For the rest, piles of dusty books everywhere. And the scent of both dust, and cleanliness. Weird mixture. Wonder how much I will be sneezing tomorrow-morning. I will try to remember that. Unfortunately, I seem to have broken my shredder.Just make a pile of the papers you want to get rid off, and, on a moment you are too tired to do anything really big, but still want to do something, tear out your name from the papers that have your name on it. Do the rest of the paper at waste paper, and the name and addresses can go in the bin. They will get soggy and dirty and will be unreadable soon.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 09, 2011, 03:45:26 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 09, 2011, 03:40:05 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 09, 2011, 03:19:04 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 09, 2011, 01:31:16 PM I've been working for 5 1/2 hours, and the apartment STILL looks like shit! It has to get worse, before it gets better. Focus on what has gotten better, even if it is not obvious yet. My bedroom looks absolutely awful right now. Still working on the books. Have been dusting a lot of them outside the window today, and a few shelves look neat, clean and well filled. For the rest, piles of dusty books everywhere. And the scent of both dust, and cleanliness. Weird mixture. Wonder how much I will be sneezing tomorrow-morning. I will try to remember that. Unfortunately, I seem to have broken my shredder.Just make a pile of the papers you want to get rid off, and, on a moment you are too tired to do anything really big, but still want to do something, tear out your name from the papers that have your name on it. Do the rest of the paper at waste paper, and the name and addresses can go in the bin. They will get soggy and dirty and will be unreadable soon.I put mine in a box and incinerate them when it gets full.