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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #840 on: October 01, 2011, 12:08:18 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 30, 2011, 11:57:28 PM
Quote from: Callaway on September 30, 2011, 11:56:24 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 30, 2011, 11:42:07 PM
I'm congested (allergies again) and can't sleep.   :smashviolin:

Do you have any decongestant nasal spray?

 No, I might have some Breathe Right strips though.   :orly:
Being congested is annoying.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #841 on: October 01, 2011, 12:17:11 AM »
Quote from: PPK on October 01, 2011, 12:08:18 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 30, 2011, 11:57:28 PM
Quote from: Callaway on September 30, 2011, 11:56:24 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 30, 2011, 11:42:07 PM
I'm congested (allergies again) and can't sleep.   :smashviolin:

Do you have any decongestant nasal spray?

 No, I might have some Breathe Right strips though.   :orly:
Being congested is annoying.

 Especially when accompanied by heartburn!   :yarly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #842 on: October 01, 2011, 12:30:12 PM »
The under-wire of my bra snapped and attacked me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #843 on: October 01, 2011, 12:46:51 PM »
this fucking weather is a piece of SHIT

it is october ffs

OCK

TOE

BURRRRRRRRR

fucking hell
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #844 on: October 01, 2011, 02:06:18 PM »
My quick bitch now is that during the day I tend to think of things thinking that's okay/nice to post on I² but by the time I return here I forgot what it was and....

Oh well..
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #845 on: October 01, 2011, 05:52:41 PM »
Quote from: Adam on October 01, 2011, 12:46:51 PM
this fucking weather is a piece of SHIT

it is october ffs

OCK

TOE

BURRRRRRRRR

fucking hell

 We are supposed to get some real fall weather here tomorrow, finally, hope England cools off too!   :crossed:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #846 on: October 01, 2011, 05:53:39 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2011, 12:30:12 PM
The under-wire of my bra snapped and attacked me.

Wear a corset?  Or get a bra that's boob trained?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #847 on: October 01, 2011, 06:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 01, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2011, 12:30:12 PM
The under-wire of my bra snapped and attacked me.

Wear a corset?  Or get a bra that's boob trained?

 Or equip your boobs to defend themselves!  Armed boobs are happy boobs!   :tooledup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #848 on: October 01, 2011, 10:48:19 PM »
I hate sending personal e-mails. I'm always worried about how I write it and whenever or not it comes off insensitive or rude.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #849 on: October 01, 2011, 11:01:38 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 01, 2011, 06:00:31 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 01, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2011, 12:30:12 PM
The under-wire of my bra snapped and attacked me.

Wear a corset?  Or get a bra that's boob trained?

 Or equip your boobs to defend themselves!  Armed boobs are happy boobs!   :tooledup:

Armed boobs for the win.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #850 on: October 02, 2011, 01:13:34 AM »
Armed boobs?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #851 on: October 02, 2011, 01:19:41 AM »
Quote from: lutra on October 02, 2011, 01:13:34 AM
Armed boobs?

 That's right, and they could be anywhere!  So beware!  :mwhaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #852 on: October 02, 2011, 01:37:43 AM »
They could be everywhere?

*runs off* :runaway:

(um, to where?)

(I'm screwed)  :twitch:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #853 on: October 02, 2011, 02:49:40 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #854 on: October 02, 2011, 03:02:44 AM »


*puts odeon on ignore*




(nah)

(but really do wish I could unsee now.. fuckin' hell..)
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