Just one quick bitch, part two

[PuppetSockPenguin]

I pay good money for this internet connection not to go to dialup speed.

 Time to kick some ass and get what you are paying for!   

How do you kick an internet connection's arse?

 Not the connection, the company!  It's time to complain! 

They'll just point to the clause in my contract where it says that speeds are not guaranteed.
It's normally a good connection, it just makes me angry very fast when it fails.

I pay good money for this internet connection not to go to dialup speed.

 Time to kick some ass and get what you are paying for!   

How do you kick an internet connection's arse?

Go to their office and hit someone with your clarinet case. 

That's a very satisfying image.
You know, if I gave in to what my inner chimpanzee wanted, the only time I wouldn't be hitting people would be when I was biting them.

[Charlotte Quin]

How am I supposed to wash my hair, shave my legs/pits/cooch with 10 minutes of hot water per day??

There's a thought that's going to linger 

And use my Garnier face wash too!


Still no internet. My phone is gone again too.

Maybe one day.....ONE DAY....I'll get the have the privelage of having a dial tone and ADSL access. JUST MAYBE....with the $70/month I pay I may get to use phone and internet at my own house one day.

I have been giving this lack of hot water some thought.  If you have access to the water heater, since you don't have any young children or elderly people in your condo, you can make the hot water hotter so you can use more cold water with it and make what you have last longer.  You can also buy a water saving hand shower and some teflon tape and unscrew the current shower head and replace it with the hand shower to make the hot water you have last longer. 

If neither of these ideas are practical for you to do, you can use the water to wet yourself, turn it off, and then use your Garnier face wash, wash your hair and lather yourself, then rinse, then turn off the water again to use your hair conditioner and shaving cream, then shave, then rinse again.

I think the hot water is as hot as it can get. I have access to the water heater but I don't know how to adjust the thermostat. And I have a standard water saving shower head atm (9L/min). the best I can get is a 7.5L/min showerhead and/or hand shower and that would only get me 2 min extra of hot water for the size heater I have. At $150, the 7.5L shower head doesn't seem worth it

I bought one of those detachable hand showers you can attach to the bathtub tab. If I need to wash my hair I just lean over the tub, and do it about 1 hour before my actual shower. Same for my legs (use that veet in-shower stuff, ain't game to use it on my cooch though ).

[P7PSP]

That's a very satisfying image.
You know, if I gave in to what my inner chimpanzee wanted, the only time I wouldn't be hitting people would be when I was biting them.

Inner chimpanzee.  :lol:

[Charlotte Quin]

Benny: "alrightgottagotosleepbye!"


Logged off before I could reply

[Calavera]

Wtf? Is that how he types?

[Charlotte Quin]

Wtf? Is that how he types?

No

I'm just trying to convey how quickly he said it and logged off.

[Al Swearegen]

I pay good money for this internet connection not to go to dialup speed.

 Time to kick some ass and get what you are paying for!   

How do you kick an internet connection's arse?

 Not the connection, the company!  It's time to complain! 

They'll just point to the clause in my contract where it says that speeds are not guaranteed.
It's normally a good connection, it just makes me angry very fast when it fails.

I pay good money for this internet connection not to go to dialup speed.

 Time to kick some ass and get what you are paying for!   

How do you kick an internet connection's arse?

Go to their office and hit someone with your clarinet case. 

That's a very satisfying image.
You know, if I gave in to what my inner chimpanzee wanted, the only time I wouldn't be hitting people would be when I was biting them.

Ring them and tell them the problem and say that you want to get reasonable speed for what you are paying. They resist and you say "Ok don't stress about it, I will contact the Telecommunication Ombudsman and their idea of whether the contract is conscionable under these terms...Oh what? ..Oh you think we can come to an arrangement because I have been a good customer? Why did you not offer that before I mentioned the Ombudsman?"

['andersom']

That's a fucking awful smiley.

 I confess a growing fondness for it.   

Yes, it's a beautiful Llama.

Imagine what gorgeous wool could be gotten from a herd of them.

BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER
BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER
BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER
BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER

[Charlotte Quin]

That's a fucking awful smiley.

 I confess a growing fondness for it.   

Yes, it's a beautiful Llama.

Imagine what gorgeous wool could be gotten from a herd of them.

BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER
BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER
BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER
BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER BIG FUCKING PETER

Bunchie!!!

['andersom']

Fuck, now I notice this "Llama" is associated with big drama again.

Always happens when I am away for a day. 

Am not going to read it all.

There is only so much my stomach will take today.

[odeon]

It's a bit tiresome.

[Binty]

I'm so fucking bored 

[Queen Victoria]

I'm so fucking bored 

that's what the hooker said.

[Binty]

I'm so fucking bored 

that's what the hooker said.

Who you callin' a hooker 

[odeon]

I thought you had a life beyond this place?