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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15870 on: August 23, 2020, 12:46:55 PM »
You need to be with a sexual athlete to cum on that stuff but it's better than wanting to die.

I am on the improved es isomer version which is twice as potent.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15871 on: August 24, 2020, 06:21:07 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on August 23, 2020, 08:38:41 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 23, 2020, 08:29:25 AM

A large problem is that  "Teh Powah"  that set this in motion does not have a logistics plan for this.
Where do people put their trash and where do they pee?
This might be as bad as the riots last month for a massive clean up afterward.

Pack it in, pack it out?  :dunno:

Probably some of that going on, no matter your entendre.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15872 on: August 27, 2020, 02:12:48 PM »
Day 2 of a headache. Every time I move my head it feels like my brain rattles around  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15873 on: August 28, 2020, 12:20:27 AM »
Received a cortisone shot into my elbow three days ago. It's still hurting like fuck.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15874 on: August 28, 2020, 04:00:30 PM »
Scuffed a parked car on my way to work. My wallet is cringing in anticipation of the fucking it's about to get.  :bangbang:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15875 on: August 28, 2020, 07:14:01 PM »
To the 7-year old injury which causes me such grief, why are you such a bitch?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15876 on: August 28, 2020, 07:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Lord of the Ales on August 28, 2020, 04:00:30 PM
Scuffed a parked car on my way to work. My wallet is cringing in anticipation of the fucking it's about to get.  :bangbang:
Oh man. That sucks.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15877 on: August 29, 2020, 01:15:43 AM »
My head hurts. Should have drunk some water before going to bed last night. Crappy beer anyway.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15878 on: August 29, 2020, 04:02:21 PM »
I find orange juice is really nice in terms of handling a hangover.

Breakfast rolls too - one thing I really miss since moving to the UK  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15879 on: August 29, 2020, 06:57:33 PM »
Got almost nothing done today
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15880 on: August 29, 2020, 07:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix on August 28, 2020, 07:41:23 PM
Quote from: Lord of the Ales on August 28, 2020, 04:00:30 PM
Scuffed a parked car on my way to work. My wallet is cringing in anticipation of the fucking it's about to get.  :bangbang:
Oh man. That sucks.

Luckily it was a fairly gentle fucking.  :lol1:
The kid whose car I scraped's dad came round this morning and was happy to sort it out for cash, and I got to have a ride in his electric Jag to the cash machine. Fuck me that thing had some pull - 0-60 in 3 seconds. Actual tangible g force  :headbang2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15881 on: August 29, 2020, 08:07:50 PM »
Quote from: Lord of the Ales on August 29, 2020, 07:31:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix on August 28, 2020, 07:41:23 PM
Quote from: Lord of the Ales on August 28, 2020, 04:00:30 PM
Scuffed a parked car on my way to work. My wallet is cringing in anticipation of the fucking it's about to get.  :bangbang:
Oh man. That sucks.

Luckily it was a fairly gentle fucking.  :lol1:
The kid whose car I scraped's dad came round this morning and was happy to sort it out for cash, and I got to have a ride in his electric Jag to the cash machine. Fuck me that thing had some pull - 0-60 in 3 seconds. Actual tangible g force  :headbang2:
Well damn!! That's a plot twist nobody saw coming, you especially  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15882 on: August 30, 2020, 02:11:13 AM »
The I-Pace Jag? Those are seriously quick.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15883 on: August 30, 2020, 02:13:31 AM »
In other news, I'm wondering about the pills I've been prescribed to counter the psoriatic arthritis. They are seriously nasty stuff.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15884 on: August 30, 2020, 03:27:19 AM »
Can't sleep, wtf is wrong with my body.
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