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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15705 on: July 22, 2020, 10:50:53 PM »
My car is having a service and a new timing belt put in next Thursday. The cost? $1000. I have it but bloody hell, I will be broke again.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15706 on: July 23, 2020, 12:17:24 PM »
Some MASSHole in a truck nearly hit me as he was trying to get thru the toll plaza and I was ahead of him.   :finger:  He just started to pass me as I was nearly there.   :finger:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15707 on: July 23, 2020, 04:02:27 PM »
 ::) bellend.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15708 on: July 23, 2020, 06:43:07 PM »
It's miserably hot and humid here
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15709 on: July 23, 2020, 07:23:25 PM »
It's miserably hot and humid here

Not so hot, but, almost florida type humidity here.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15710 on: July 23, 2020, 07:29:03 PM »
On days like this, I'm glad I hide in my room... I should have some music for the birds while I am thinking of it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15711 on: July 24, 2020, 01:28:37 PM »
German donner kebab place in town has opened, so me and Emma went for a visit. Really nice food.

The problem is now that I can now barely move from being so full.  :thumbup:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15712 on: July 24, 2020, 08:11:04 PM »
It’s difficult posting from an iPhone

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15713 on: July 24, 2020, 08:53:06 PM »
Why can't she get over that guy!?!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15714 on: July 25, 2020, 03:10:01 AM »
Somebody's producing a really annoying whistle sound outside. WTF?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15715 on: July 25, 2020, 08:24:23 AM »
Rudely woken by a dickhead flying about on his motorbike. Yeah grand if you want to burn some rubber mate, but don't feckin' do laps around the neighbourhood like you're a shite imitation of a tax-dodging Grand Prix champion, because the only thing you'll ever win is cunt of the year!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15716 on: July 26, 2020, 07:32:19 PM »
I got wood stain and linseed oil all over my hands today,  I can still smell it even after washing my hand multiple times and taking a shower
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15717 on: July 28, 2020, 04:32:33 PM »
While cleaning up some stuff with a wire brush on an angle grinder I slipped and hit my hand with it and took of a patch of skin :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15718 on: July 28, 2020, 07:54:41 PM »
This always happens when we revamp the Bullpen -_- Something screws up, and gets a bit "ugh"

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15719 on: July 28, 2020, 09:45:14 PM »
I feel so fucking used.  And I hate walmart customers even more.  I have a water bottle that is collapsible, Carla bought it for me for xmas.  And this fucking old lady customer sees it and grabs it and says, "What is this?"  I snatched it back from her hands and said it was a collapsible water bottle, that I use to stay hydrated on the floor.  WTF, was this old hag doing touching my stuff in the middle of a pandemic.  I told people that I work with about it, and one said, "If it was me I would have slapped them."  I cleaned the outside of the bottle as well as I could.  But, it really makes my ass suck wind, that she felt entitled to do that!   
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