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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14745 on: January 16, 2019, 10:03:42 PM »
I have two appointments tomorrow that I'd rather now have. Adulting sucks sometimes.  :tinfoil:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14746 on: January 17, 2019, 08:05:25 AM »
On a related note I apparently have my first ever appointment with clients all by myself on Monday. Straight into the deep end with my social inabilities and everything. I guess it doesn't matter to the partners that I'm unqualified to give advice about this clients $1.5mil impending property sale. Not to mention the $100k tax bill they will be up for next year on the capital gain. Or the fact we took 6 months to do their work and they're going to confront me about it angrily.
What the hell are we going to talk about for an hour??

The partners said they were going to let me sit in on some appointments, not this!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14747 on: January 17, 2019, 08:28:47 AM »
On a related note I apparently have my first ever appointment with clients all by myself on Monday. Straight into the deep end with my social inabilities and everything. I guess it doesn't matter to the partners that I'm unqualified to give advice about this clients $1.5mil impending property sale. Not to mention the $100k tax bill they will be up for next year on the capital gain. Or the fact we took 6 months to do their work and they're going to confront me about it angrily.
What the hell are we going to talk about for an hour??

The partners said they were going to let me sit in on some appointments, not this!

  You need research and you need backup!  Talk to everyone who knows these people better than
  you do.  Find out everything you can.  Also, do you know why the partners are throwing you into
  this alone instead of  starting you out sitting in as they said earlier?  Are they looking to make you
  the fall guy for their mistakes?  Did the partners, in fact, screw up this account?  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14748 on: January 17, 2019, 07:09:03 PM »
We live 4.7 miles from the airport (basically due West of us).  When we have significant low cloud ground cover the planes will start their descent way before normal.  Tonight 2 planes came in from the East just skimming under the bottom of the clouds.  This doesn't help with my fear of plane crashes.  Fuck.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14749 on: January 18, 2019, 03:35:15 AM »
By the time I get out of here, my coffee machine will qualify for featuring on the Antiques Roadshow!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14750 on: January 18, 2019, 04:17:17 AM »
I assume this was a third-party charger?

  :lol1:   Or something like that.  It's a cheap piece of junk, is what it is.  :P

Get a proper one. The fake ones catch fire and stuff.

I bought a Samsung. Don't know how much safer that is.  :lol1:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14751 on: January 18, 2019, 05:34:33 AM »
On a related note I apparently have my first ever appointment with clients all by myself on Monday. Straight into the deep end with my social inabilities and everything. I guess it doesn't matter to the partners that I'm unqualified to give advice about this clients $1.5mil impending property sale. Not to mention the $100k tax bill they will be up for next year on the capital gain. Or the fact we took 6 months to do their work and they're going to confront me about it angrily.
What the hell are we going to talk about for an hour??

The partners said they were going to let me sit in on some appointments, not this!

  You need research and you need backup!  Talk to everyone who knows these people better than
  you do.  Find out everything you can.  Also, do you know why the partners are throwing you into
  this alone instead of  starting you out sitting in as they said earlier?  Are they looking to make you
  the fall guy for their mistakes?  Did the partners, in fact, screw up this account?  :orly:


The thing is I can't legally give them any advice. I'm not the one with the public practice certificate and indemnity insurance, and I can't get those things until I complete my CA.
Anyway one of the partners has agreed to do the appointment instead.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14752 on: January 18, 2019, 05:48:39 AM »
On a related note I apparently have my first ever appointment with clients all by myself on Monday. Straight into the deep end with my social inabilities and everything. I guess it doesn't matter to the partners that I'm unqualified to give advice about this clients $1.5mil impending property sale. Not to mention the $100k tax bill they will be up for next year on the capital gain. Or the fact we took 6 months to do their work and they're going to confront me about it angrily.
What the hell are we going to talk about for an hour??

The partners said they were going to let me sit in on some appointments, not this!

  You need research and you need backup!  Talk to everyone who knows these people better than
  you do.  Find out everything you can.  Also, do you know why the partners are throwing you into
  this alone instead of  starting you out sitting in as they said earlier?  Are they looking to make you
  the fall guy for their mistakes?  Did the partners, in fact, screw up this account?  :orly:


The thing is I can't legally give them any advice. I'm not the one with the public practice certificate and indemnity insurance, and I can't get those things until I complete my CA.
Anyway one of the partners has agreed to do the appointment instead.

  Good, I wonder what they were thinking before!  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14753 on: January 18, 2019, 06:00:18 AM »
On a related note I apparently have my first ever appointment with clients all by myself on Monday. Straight into the deep end with my social inabilities and everything. I guess it doesn't matter to the partners that I'm unqualified to give advice about this clients $1.5mil impending property sale. Not to mention the $100k tax bill they will be up for next year on the capital gain. Or the fact we took 6 months to do their work and they're going to confront me about it angrily.
What the hell are we going to talk about for an hour??

The partners said they were going to let me sit in on some appointments, not this!
You need research and you need backup!  Talk to everyone who knows these people better than you do.  Find out everything you can.  Also, do you know why the partners are throwing you into this alone instead of  starting you out sitting in as they said earlier?  Are they looking to make you the fall guy for their mistakes?  Did the partners, in fact, screw up this account?  :orly:
The thing is I can't legally give them any advice. I'm not the one with the public practice certificate and indemnity insurance, and I can't get those things until I complete my CA.
Anyway one of the partners has agreed to do the appointment instead.
Phew! I was starting to feel anxious for you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14754 on: January 18, 2019, 07:32:34 AM »
I assume this was a third-party charger?

  :lol1:   Or something like that.  It's a cheap piece of junk, is what it is.  :P

Get a proper one. The fake ones catch fire and stuff.

I bought a Samsung. Don't know how much safer that is.  :lol1:

The fire problems with Samsung cell phones and fancy computer controlled washer/dryer sets had to do with a "third party accessed" lithium ion battery manufacturer.
Samsung no longer uses those batteries in their products. They saved millions using a battery from a third party, but the recalls cost them hundreds of millions.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14755 on: January 18, 2019, 07:34:00 AM »
I assume this was a third-party charger?

  :lol1:   Or something like that.  It's a cheap piece of junk, is what it is.  :P

Get a proper one. The fake ones catch fire and stuff.

I bought a Samsung. Don't know how much safer that is.  :lol1:
Unplug them all when you leave the house. That is the safest bet.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14756 on: January 18, 2019, 08:10:11 AM »
I need to replace my phone. I can upgrade for free because I've had mine so long. It's an iPhone 5 and it's now getting hot every once in a awhile when I charge it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14757 on: January 18, 2019, 09:27:07 AM »
I assume this was a third-party charger?

  :lol1:   Or something like that.  It's a cheap piece of junk, is what it is.  :P

Get a proper one. The fake ones catch fire and stuff.

I bought a Samsung. Don't know how much safer that is.  :lol1:
Unplug them all when you leave the house. That is the safest bet.

Always. It's very rare to not have it unplugged for the night too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14758 on: January 18, 2019, 09:58:44 AM »
Down with a stomach bug. Can't keep things in through either end.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14759 on: January 18, 2019, 10:00:15 AM »
YUCK!
Good luck with this.  Stay hydrated!
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