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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13485 on: September 22, 2017, 08:38:29 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13486 on: September 23, 2017, 08:08:07 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix on September 21, 2017, 11:11:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2017, 11:10:18 PM
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
Asking for a friend? :laugh:

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I should think that the end with the teeth fits.    :apondering: But then he coul d bite his way through pretty easily. Not safe  :LOL:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13487 on: September 23, 2017, 08:15:36 AM »
I'm not convinced condoms are actually used like that. :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13488 on: September 23, 2017, 08:29:23 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 23, 2017, 08:15:36 AM
I'm not convinced condoms are actually used like that. :tard:

  Rule 34.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13489 on: September 23, 2017, 08:32:29 AM »


...on another note...anyone ever filled one with water?
They make one hell of a water balloon. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13490 on: September 23, 2017, 08:48:03 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 22, 2017, 08:38:29 PM
Quote from: Phoenix on September 21, 2017, 11:14:02 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2017, 11:12:34 PM
Quote from: Phoenix on September 21, 2017, 11:11:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2017, 11:10:18 PM
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
Asking for a friend? :laugh:

I thought QV was wondering. :P
Suuuuuure ya were  :spitscreen:

Quit judging our love.  >:(

German to Scotsman to Indian to Gopher.  My standard are falling.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13491 on: September 23, 2017, 09:50:48 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2017, 08:48:03 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 22, 2017, 08:38:29 PM
Quote from: Phoenix on September 21, 2017, 11:14:02 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2017, 11:12:34 PM
Quote from: Phoenix on September 21, 2017, 11:11:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2017, 11:10:18 PM
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
Asking for a friend? :laugh:

I thought QV was wondering. :P
Suuuuuure ya were  :spitscreen:

Quit judging our love.  >:(

German to Scotsman to Indian to Gopher.  My standard are falling.

I'm such a mixed bag of trash, I have to identify as an 'other'. I like it because I can always say, I am not one of you, I'm one of me. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13492 on: September 23, 2017, 09:53:15 AM »
Quote from: Walkie on September 23, 2017, 08:08:07 AM
Quote from: Phoenix on September 21, 2017, 11:11:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2017, 11:10:18 PM
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
Asking for a friend? :laugh:

 :lol1:

I should think that the end with the teeth fits.    :apondering: But then he coul d bite his way through pretty easily. Not safe  :LOL:

That's what the duct tape is for.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13493 on: September 24, 2017, 05:33:58 AM »
I only have 1 week off before it's back to sitting at a computer.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13494 on: September 24, 2017, 06:04:29 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 23, 2017, 09:53:15 AM
Quote from: Walkie on September 23, 2017, 08:08:07 AM
Quote from: Phoenix on September 21, 2017, 11:11:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2017, 11:10:18 PM
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
Asking for a friend? :laugh:

 :lol1:

I should think that the end with the teeth fits.    :apondering: But then he coul d bite his way through pretty easily. Not safe  :LOL:

That's what the duct tape is for.  :zoinks:

  It's as if you're daring someone to do it.  :mischief: :gopher: :tape:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13495 on: September 24, 2017, 07:01:31 AM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on September 24, 2017, 06:04:29 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 23, 2017, 09:53:15 AM
Quote from: Walkie on September 23, 2017, 08:08:07 AM
Quote from: Phoenix on September 21, 2017, 11:11:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2017, 11:10:18 PM
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
Asking for a friend? :laugh:

 :lol1:

I should think that the end with the teeth fits.    :apondering: But then he coul d bite his way through pretty easily. Not safe  :LOL:

That's what the duct tape is for.  :zoinks:

  It's as if you're daring someone to do it.  :mischief: :gopher: :tape:

And here I thought I'd have to wait for Calandale to come back.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13496 on: September 24, 2017, 07:07:13 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 24, 2017, 07:01:31 AM
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on September 24, 2017, 06:04:29 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 23, 2017, 09:53:15 AM
Quote from: Walkie on September 23, 2017, 08:08:07 AM
Quote from: Phoenix on September 21, 2017, 11:11:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2017, 11:10:18 PM
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
Asking for a friend? :laugh:

 :lol1:

I should think that the end with the teeth fits.    :apondering: But then he coul d bite his way through pretty easily. Not safe  :LOL:

That's what the duct tape is for.  :zoinks:

  It's as if you're daring someone to do it.  :mischief: :gopher: :tape:

And here I thought I'd have to wait for Calandale to come back.  :zoinks:

  I'm sure he'll be back any minute now.  Just hold your breath till then! :gopher: :trollface:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13497 on: September 24, 2017, 07:42:50 AM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on September 24, 2017, 07:07:13 AM
  Just hold your breath till then! :gopher: :trollface:

That's what the duct tape is for.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13498 on: September 24, 2017, 07:49:24 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 24, 2017, 07:42:50 AM
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on September 24, 2017, 07:07:13 AM
  Just hold your breath till then! :gopher: :trollface:

That's what the duct tape is for.  :zoinks:

  No, the duct tape is for keeping your  :tp: :tp: :tp:  stash wrapped up so you can't use it. :tape: :trollface:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13499 on: September 24, 2017, 11:18:47 AM »
The PR's allergies have transmuted to me.  Tickle in my throat, sore feeling in the roof of my mouth and a bit of a cough.  Well, it's to be expected since we're related.
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