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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12240 on: December 18, 2016, 11:54:44 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 11:05:50 AM
I prefer to watch her crap her pants while I Christmas shop.  :zoinks:


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12241 on: December 18, 2016, 12:13:45 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12242 on: December 18, 2016, 12:35:02 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 11:05:50 AM
I prefer to watch her crap her pants while I Christmas shop.  :zoinks:
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Will you get her something too?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12243 on: December 18, 2016, 02:20:57 PM »
That would really tick her off.  :lol1:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12244 on: December 18, 2016, 04:15:34 PM »
Last minute schedule  changes  :GA: :GA: :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12245 on: December 18, 2016, 04:19:26 PM »
Apparently you're not supposed to blowdry long hair.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12246 on: December 18, 2016, 04:30:21 PM »
Quote from: Grey Area on December 18, 2016, 04:19:26 PM
Apparently you're not supposed to blowdry long hair.

Why not?  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12247 on: December 18, 2016, 04:31:57 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 04:30:21 PM
Why not?  :orly:

Because that's how your hair ends up looking like mine does.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12248 on: December 18, 2016, 04:41:24 PM »
Quote from: Grey Area on December 18, 2016, 04:31:57 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 04:30:21 PM
Why not?  :orly:

Because that's how your hair ends up looking like mine does.

Do you have fine hair or something? I think it depends on hair type and maybe even the climate. I've treated my hair very harshly for decades and it always looks and feel healthy and soft.  :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12249 on: December 18, 2016, 04:45:12 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 04:41:24 PM
Do you have fine hair or something? I think it depends on hair type and maybe even the climate. I've treated my hair very harshly for decades and it always looks and feel healthy and soft.  :dunno:

It's mostly made of split ends. If I got them trimmed I would probably have very little hair left.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12250 on: December 18, 2016, 04:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Grey Area on December 18, 2016, 04:45:12 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 04:41:24 PM
Do you have fine hair or something? I think it depends on hair type and maybe even the climate. I've treated my hair very harshly for decades and it always looks and feel healthy and soft.  :dunno:

It's mostly made of split ends. If I got them trimmed I would probably have very little hair left.

I don't get split ends unless I go way too long without a cut. I think they make products for that, but I don't know if they work. Maybe someone else might know.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12251 on: December 18, 2016, 04:58:28 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 04:49:00 PM
I don't get split ends unless I go way too long without a cut. I think they make products for that, but I don't know if they work. Maybe someone else might know.  :orly:

Last time I got mine cut was 22 years ago.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12252 on: December 18, 2016, 04:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Grey Area on December 18, 2016, 04:58:28 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 04:49:00 PM
I don't get split ends unless I go way too long without a cut. I think they make products for that, but I don't know if they work. Maybe someone else might know.  :orly:

Last time I got mine cut was 22 years ago.

When you were 16??  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12253 on: December 18, 2016, 05:01:08 PM »
Quote from: Grey Area on December 18, 2016, 04:58:28 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 04:49:00 PM
I don't get split ends unless I go way too long without a cut. I think they make products for that, but I don't know if they work. Maybe someone else might know.  :orly:

Last time I got mine cut was 22 years ago.

Holy crap, how long is it?  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12254 on: December 18, 2016, 05:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Pappy on December 18, 2016, 04:59:43 PM
Quote from: Grey Area on December 18, 2016, 04:58:28 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 18, 2016, 04:49:00 PM
I don't get split ends unless I go way too long without a cut. I think they make products for that, but I don't know if they work. Maybe someone else might know.  :orly:

Last time I got mine cut was 22 years ago.

When you were 16??  :zombiefuck:

Oh, you just made me notice her age.  :orly:
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