« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 795 796 [797] 798 799 ... 1251   Go Down

Author Topic: Just one quick bitch, part two  (Read 233370 times)

0 Members and 48 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Charlotte Quin

  • Abbess from the Abyss
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5140
  • Karma: 421
  • Gender: Female
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11940 on: November 05, 2016, 08:38:39 AM »
Woke up with a cold this morning. Something last night when I went out with mum for dinner must have been contaminated.
Logged

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11941 on: November 05, 2016, 08:47:05 AM »
Coughing like mad.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Pyraxis

  • Werewolf Wrangler of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 16663
  • Karma: 1430
  • aka Daria
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11942 on: November 05, 2016, 10:14:47 AM »
I had to turn on an air filter in here, but now my feet are freezing. It's not even blowing in their direction. Oh well, at least that means there's air circulation now.
Logged
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12589
  • Karma: 647
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11943 on: November 05, 2016, 03:35:46 PM »
*cyber e-dry humps Pyraxis' feet to keep them warm*  :zoinks:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline Lestat

  • Pharmaceutical dustbin of the autie elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8965
  • Karma: 451
  • Gender: Male
  • Homo stercore veteris, heterodiem
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11944 on: November 06, 2016, 05:58:23 AM »
Outa the way gopher-boy, *I* want in on the 'raxie warming!

*Lestat strips off his leather jacket, puts it on 'raxie, then strips off to his bare top half in order to wrap his warm fluffy robe around her feet*

*first cleans with comfortably hot water, then starts to suck 'raxie's toes.
Logged
Beyond the pale. Way, way beyond the pale.

Requiescat in pacem, Wolfish, beloved of Pyraxis.

Offline Pyraxis

  • Werewolf Wrangler of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 16663
  • Karma: 1430
  • aka Daria
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11945 on: November 06, 2016, 11:13:41 AM »
 :LMAO:

You guys are nuts.

And apparently don't fear wolf bites.
Logged
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12589
  • Karma: 647
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11946 on: November 06, 2016, 11:22:40 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on November 06, 2016, 05:58:23 AM
Outa the way gopher-boy, *I* want in on the 'raxie warming!


 :lol1:   :plus:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12589
  • Karma: 647
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11947 on: November 06, 2016, 11:32:19 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 06, 2016, 11:13:41 AM
:LMAO:

You guys are nuts.

And apparently don't fear wolf bites.

I'm an impulsive risk taker.  :zoinks:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline Charlotte Quin

  • Abbess from the Abyss
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5140
  • Karma: 421
  • Gender: Female
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11948 on: November 08, 2016, 04:50:22 AM »
I found a fingernail in the fettuccine I bought for lunch today :zombiefuck:
Logged

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11949 on: November 08, 2016, 05:17:20 AM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on November 08, 2016, 04:50:22 AM
I found a fingernail in the fettuccine I bought for lunch today :zombiefuck:

  That is NASTY!  Go back there and raise hell!   :tantrum:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11950 on: November 08, 2016, 09:51:53 AM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on November 08, 2016, 04:50:22 AM
I found a fingernail in the fettuccine I bought for lunch today :zombiefuck:

Yuck and double yuck.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11951 on: November 08, 2016, 09:53:27 AM »
Headache. :GA:
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Lestat

  • Pharmaceutical dustbin of the autie elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8965
  • Karma: 451
  • Gender: Male
  • Homo stercore veteris, heterodiem
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11952 on: November 08, 2016, 03:22:37 PM »
I'd prefer a pyraxis bite Or if 'raxy don't bite, then she could still nibble lil' ol' lestat, and he'd rock and flap for her:autism:

Quick bitch...morphine didn't seem to act as long as usual from my last shot, despite the usual double-whammy of enzyme inhibitors I use to block its metabolic degradation.

Logged
Beyond the pale. Way, way beyond the pale.

Requiescat in pacem, Wolfish, beloved of Pyraxis.

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11953 on: November 08, 2016, 06:06:01 PM »
Took a harmless tumble bringing the garbage out last night.

Ended up with a fire ant bite on my FU finger.  Now I know why they call them fire ants.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11954 on: November 08, 2016, 06:08:37 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 08, 2016, 06:06:01 PM
Took a harmless tumble bringing the garbage out last night.

Ended up with a fire ant bite on my FU finger.  Now I know why they call them fire ants.

  Now you can show everyone your bite!  :finger:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"
Pages: 1 ... 795 796 [797] 798 799 ... 1251   Go Up
« previous next »