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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11880 on: October 13, 2016, 03:54:59 AM »
The car dealer who deliberately screwed up my service a while ago is refusing my refund until I remove all the negative reviews I posted online :orly:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11881 on: October 13, 2016, 04:24:25 AM »
The car dealer who deliberately screwed up my service a while ago is refusing my refund until I remove all the negative reviews I posted online :orly:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11882 on: October 13, 2016, 06:02:57 AM »
They already gave me part of the refund (they reimbursed me for the cost I incurred fixing their shit), but Chrysler is making them refund me for the full service cost.

But really, no amount of money is a good enough apology for their bullshit gross negligence and lies. The reviews deserve to stay.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11883 on: October 13, 2016, 05:15:44 PM »
Edit the reviews to say that they refused you a refund that they were obliged to give you because you wouldn't take them down.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11884 on: October 13, 2016, 06:30:31 PM »
My mother in law is here AGAIN. For another three fucking days. On the upside there is an owl sitting on my roof - I can hear it hooting down the chimney.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11885 on: October 13, 2016, 08:13:22 PM »
My mother in law is here AGAIN. For another three fucking days. On the upside there is an owl sitting on my roof - I can hear it hooting down the chimney.

Hmm. Does the owl always hoot down the chimney when your mother-in-law is within?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11886 on: October 13, 2016, 08:14:08 PM »
Edit the reviews to say that they refused you a refund that they were obliged to give you because you wouldn't take them down.

seconded! :plus:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11887 on: October 14, 2016, 12:20:02 AM »
Edit the reviews to say that they refused you a refund that they were obliged to give you because you wouldn't take them down.

^This.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11888 on: October 14, 2016, 04:29:38 AM »
Edit the reviews to say that they refused you a refund that they were obliged to give you because you wouldn't take them down.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11889 on: October 14, 2016, 04:37:35 AM »
I can't see your avatar, cbc.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11890 on: October 14, 2016, 10:17:46 AM »
I was about to say that. It's my quick bitch for today.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11891 on: October 14, 2016, 12:47:05 PM »
I can see her muf...avatar, ahem, sorry.

My quick bitch is the precursor to an elder's bitch, worse than a quick bitch, its a murderous, howling at the moon shrieking, black furious Tartarus-defacated corrosive altar dedicated to the god of searing virulent, poisonous vitriolic, malignant  RAGE.


If I spoke of what I am feeling currently, and have been for days, because this one, this bastarding cuntocks has been growing, building and getting ever more toxic. Elders, it is.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11892 on: October 14, 2016, 08:00:22 PM »
My mother in law is here AGAIN. For another three fucking days. On the upside there is an owl sitting on my roof - I can hear it hooting down the chimney.

Hmm. Does the owl always hoot down the chimney when your mother-in-law is within?

 :lol1: would be more helpful as a warning beforehand.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11893 on: October 14, 2016, 09:15:24 PM »
I can see her muf...avatar, ahem, sorry.

My quick bitch is the precursor to an elder's bitch, worse than a quick bitch, its a murderous, howling at the moon shrieking, black furious Tartarus-defacated corrosive altar dedicated to the god of searing virulent, poisonous vitriolic, malignant  RAGE.


If I spoke of what I am feeling currently, and have been for days, because this one, this bastarding cuntocks has been growing, building and getting ever more toxic. Elders, it is.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11894 on: October 14, 2016, 10:01:17 PM »
When my car broke down Wednesday I was en route to a formal safety review board meeting for a new class of ship that one of my systems is getting installed on in January. A guy from that program office asked his safety lead, my colleague, if I was there and he told him I didn't make it because my car broke down...an absolute FACT! The program office guy responded, "I guess that is a plausable excuse!" I wasn't on distribution for this e-mail chain, but my colleague responded to the e-mail and added me with the results of the safety review. I happened to read the e-mail chain and saw this. I was pissed, because the only reason to phrase it that way is because you have doubts. This guy doesn't know me and probably didn't expect me to ever see what he said.
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