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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11865 on: October 08, 2016, 04:33:48 AM »
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11866 on: October 08, 2016, 06:15:06 AM »
I hate talkative waiters. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone.

  I get similarly irritated by chatty customer service people on the phone.  But I suspect they only
  talk so much because they're instructed to do so.  Apparently somebody in management thinks it's a
  good idea for a service rep to waste several seconds by saying, "I do apologize, would you like me to
  pull up your service record?" and similar chatter, so the customer feels a "human connection."
  Fuck that.  If my cable box needs a signal sent to it, send it.  Just fix the damn problem!  :mad:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11867 on: October 08, 2016, 02:57:49 PM »
I hate talkative waiters. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone.

  I get similarly irritated by chatty customer service people on the phone.  But I suspect they only
  talk so much because they're instructed to do so.  Apparently somebody in management thinks it's a
  good idea for a service rep to waste several seconds by saying, "I do apologize, would you like me to
  pull up your service record?" and similar chatter, so the customer feels a "human connection."
  Fuck that.  If my cable box needs a signal sent to it, send it.  Just fix the damn problem!  :mad:


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11868 on: October 09, 2016, 06:05:16 AM »
Been having an off and on sneezing fit for the last 15 minutes and have no idea why
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11869 on: October 09, 2016, 06:57:19 AM »
Been having an off and on sneezing fit for the last 15 minutes and have no idea why

I know what mine is from.

Cat hair.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11870 on: October 09, 2016, 09:01:26 PM »
Very rarely do I sneeze more than twice in a row. Once is usually it for me. But a friend of mine and Kayleigh sneeze like five times in a row. I wonder what it is like to sneeze like that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11871 on: October 09, 2016, 09:42:34 PM »
My father used to sneeze when he looked at the Sun. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11872 on: October 09, 2016, 09:50:49 PM »
My father used to sneeze when he looked at the Sun.
That's called the photic sneeze reflex. I have it too, and so does my dad and sister. Light really helps the sneeze come out and the best light for it is the sun!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11873 on: October 10, 2016, 12:11:47 AM »
Not the best of mornings, this one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11874 on: October 10, 2016, 02:06:08 AM »
Just can't get motivated to do my homework.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11875 on: October 12, 2016, 05:46:05 PM »
Stopped for has on way to work and then walked in to fill up my reusable cup with Mountain Dew for $0.99! When I came back out I could see a pool of oil under my car and it was dripping still. Sure as shit something has gone and I barely limped home with the oil light finally coming on as I pulled into my neighborhood and the engine just started smoking after pulling into the driveway.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11876 on: October 12, 2016, 08:19:52 PM »
Stopped for has on way to work and then walked in to fill up my reusable cup with Mountain Dew for $0.99! When I came back out I could see a pool of oil under my car and it was dripping still. Sure as shit something has gone and I barely limped home with the oil light finally coming on as I pulled into my neighborhood and the engine just started smoking after pulling into the driveway.

Once in a great while I think about getting a horse instead of a car.  Then I think of the daily hay fill-ups, the daily muck out, the cost of horseshoes, vets bills, etc. At least my car won't throw or bite me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11877 on: October 12, 2016, 09:43:29 PM »
Once in a great while I think about getting a horse instead of a car.  Then I think of the daily hay fill-ups, the daily muck out, the cost of horseshoes, vets bills, etc. At least my car won't throw or bite me.

  Also, you'd need a really short horse.  Or a ladder.  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11878 on: October 12, 2016, 11:08:41 PM »
Once in a great while I think about getting a horse instead of a car.  Then I think of the daily hay fill-ups, the daily muck out, the cost of horseshoes, vets bills, etc. At least my car won't throw or bite me.

  Also, you'd need a really short horse.  Or a ladder.  :hug:

I could just get a Clydesdale and live on it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11879 on: October 13, 2016, 12:04:53 AM »
Feeling under the weather today.
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