Just one quick bitch, part two

["couldbecousin"]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

  I'd be gone before that happened.  I want to be there for the first plague. 

[odeon]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

  I'd be gone before that happened.  I want to be there for the first plague. 

You'd be gone all right.

["couldbecousin"]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

  I'd be gone before that happened.  I want to be there for the first plague. 

You'd be gone all right.

  Gone on my own terms.  Fuck off, inquisitors!   

["couldbecousin"]

  My scalp is tender in spots from the twisting and tangling of my hair.

['andersom']

Getting a late start on the clothes and now the washer won't spin.

 
Need to get off my ass and get my pliers.

Some days I don't mind fixing things, but some days I just wish they would work right and leave me alone. Everything in this house is getting old and cranky...including me today.

  Reading "ass" and "pliers" in the same sentence made me a tad nervous. 

That's because you were pondering about getting your head from your ass the other day. You are not looking forward to a forceps delivery.

  Sadly, the only pliers that can get my head out of my ass are unpleasant reality checks.
  As the interventionist Jeff VanVonderen said, there's always an intervention coming, i.e., consequences. 

[Charlotte Quin]

There's a phantom hair strand on my face and it's making me pull.

["couldbecousin"]

There's a phantom hair strand on my face and it's making me pull.

  I hate the wispy bits.  I spray my whole hairline every day at work! 

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm still congested, and being in the dry heat at work will make it worse. 

[odeon]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

  I'd be gone before that happened.  I want to be there for the first plague. 

You'd be gone all right.

  Gone on my own terms.  Fuck off, inquisitors!   

You'll burn!

["couldbecousin"]

  My mother got pissed off once when my sister was questioning our religion, and she
  snapped out, "The only true church is the Catholic Church!"   


    I wonder if she sees me now, being all agnostic and skipping Mass. 

["couldbecousin"]

  Not a fan of the sneezing and postnasal drip that have recently developed. 

["couldbecousin"]

  The coffee is having a hard time competing with the cold syrup.  Still dazed and tired. 

["couldbecousin"]

  My sinuses are filling up like little bathtubs. 

["couldbecousin"]

  It's already 8:45, what the hell?!  I gotta move my ass!    

[lutra]

When I move my head (like looking over the shoulder) my neck makes a sort of cracking sound today.

I should look for some neck/shoulder relaxation techniques on the webz soon cos.. think what I'm doing now (well, at times) isn't a particular good exercise.