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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10065 on: October 02, 2015, 01:47:48 PM »
Mild flu or severe cold taking me over.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10066 on: October 02, 2015, 02:53:10 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10067 on: October 02, 2015, 10:32:46 PM »


I received a letter from the library today. Addressed to my daughter, but of course, I opened it.

Apparently, my daughter has a book overdue, but not just a bit overdue; so fucking OVERDUE that the library collection staff have sent us a letter to inform us (well, really her, but I am still responsible) that her overdue book now has a fine assessed against her account amounting to sixteen dollars. They are trying to get this resolved and insist that after these past ninety days, they consider the book lost.

We can either return it and pay the fine or pay forty six dollars to replace it.

Kind of glad the letter hit me this morning, because I will have most of the day to "temper my temper" before I talk to her about the situation.
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Last time my daughter got a similar letter, the mistake was at the side of the library.

NOt here. When we opened the letter, my daughter said, "Oh! I know what this is. I found it yesterday." 

... and yet, YESTERDAY, she did not come to me in some state of panic, knowing that she had a book that was way, way overdue.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10068 on: October 03, 2015, 02:12:17 AM »
^Pretty much how my daughter would react, too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10069 on: October 03, 2015, 04:09:50 AM »
^Good thing she found it. I still have a school library book from when I was 15.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10070 on: October 03, 2015, 05:12:44 AM »
^Pretty much how my daughter would react, too.

And mine.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10071 on: October 03, 2015, 06:37:59 AM »
I'm the one who never remembers to return things on time to the library :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10072 on: October 04, 2015, 07:22:36 AM »
Damn wait for my car is going to drive me nuts. I could have had it in a matter of weeks, but noooo I had to be fussy with the colour :violin:

I can earn a few months interest on the money in the meantime I guess.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10073 on: October 05, 2015, 06:48:23 AM »
Damn wait for my car is going to drive me nuts. I could have had it in a matter of weeks, but noooo I had to be fussy with the colour :violin:

I can earn a few months interest on the money in the meantime I guess.
Oooh, what are you getting and what colour?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10074 on: October 05, 2015, 07:03:08 AM »
Damn wait for my car is going to drive me nuts. I could have had it in a matter of weeks, but noooo I had to be fussy with the colour :violin:

I can earn a few months interest on the money in the meantime I guess.
Oooh, what are you getting and what colour?

Oh god! I'm having trouble telling people offline what I'm getting lest they blow their stack & run around and tell the rest of the world. It's not exactly a Barina, lets put it that way :laugh:

It's a really dark silvery blue. The two readily available options I turned away were white and dark grey.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10075 on: October 05, 2015, 08:06:17 AM »
Damn wait for my car is going to drive me nuts. I could have had it in a matter of weeks, but noooo I had to be fussy with the colour :violin:

I can earn a few months interest on the money in the meantime I guess.
Oooh, what are you getting and what colour?

Oh god! I'm having trouble telling people offline what I'm getting lest they blow their stack & run around and tell the rest of the world. It's not exactly a Barina, lets put it that way :laugh:

It's a really dark silvery blue. The two readily available options I turned away were white and dark grey.
I would have held out for the blue as well. Good choice.  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10076 on: October 05, 2015, 08:40:31 AM »
Thanks :). I keep having to assure myself I won't regret the wait. After seeing like, 40 white cars in a row today I have renewed confidence in my choice.

Only downside is that it's a bit close to black, and therefore swirl mark mecca. I'll have to buy a gurney and a foam lance and wash it the way the detailers do :orly:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10077 on: October 05, 2015, 09:04:39 AM »
Why can't a woman post a remark on HONY that becomes popular, without getting lots of friend requests from men all over the world? It's like posting in the dating section of WP :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10078 on: October 05, 2015, 11:11:06 PM »
repetitive strain injury.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10079 on: October 06, 2015, 12:14:43 AM »
You've got RSI? My sympathies.
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