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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10035 on: September 30, 2015, 06:30:26 AM »
I literally stayed up all night (reading) because I couldn't trust myself to get up in time for my 8 a.m. dental appointment.  I'm not nervous about the appointment, just about being on time.  Lesson learned = no more morning appointments.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10036 on: September 30, 2015, 09:02:32 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10037 on: September 30, 2015, 09:13:27 AM »
My largest cactus, almost 5 feet tall,  had its planter break and fell over on my front porch >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10038 on: September 30, 2015, 10:34:47 AM »
I'm not going to clean the rest of these dreadful sprouts. Time to toss the last bit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10039 on: September 30, 2015, 12:18:13 PM »
Too many people want me to play counselor in their lives. I'm exhausted.

Would we notice, if we swapped lives?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10040 on: September 30, 2015, 02:52:49 PM »

On Sunday, when I was re-fastening my pants pants a button flew off. DAMN it! The pants are way to good to let go just yet, so all week I have been dreading the notion of sowing on a huge button back onto heavy cotton material. Fine.

Today, another pair of pants gave up its button, FFS! I blamed my gut at first, but these are pants that I wear a lot simply BECAUSE they are comfortable and properly sized. I do not have to stuff myself into them at all.
Then. I realized that I had bought these on the same day about a year ago.

How weird is it that they would both lose a button in the same week? Dunno, but FUCK!!
Now I have to sew two big buttons onto thick cotton material.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10041 on: September 30, 2015, 07:48:52 PM »
Too many people want me to play counselor in their lives. I'm exhausted.

Would we notice, if we swapped lives?
Except for the difference in genders, probably not. ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10042 on: October 01, 2015, 12:33:58 AM »
Tired and in need of some time off.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10043 on: October 01, 2015, 06:20:11 AM »
I have to adult today. Adulting is a lot of work.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10044 on: October 01, 2015, 07:47:02 AM »
Agreed.

But, wait until you have teenage kids who need to "adult."  While adulting is tough enough to "rub ones feathers off" sometimes, trying to mentor a teen to do so is even worse.



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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10045 on: October 01, 2015, 07:57:13 AM »


I received a letter from the library today. Addressed to my daughter, but of course, I opened it.

Apparently, my daughter has a book overdue, but not just a bit overdue; so fucking OVERDUE that the library collection staff have sent us a letter to inform us (well, really her, but I am still responsible) that her overdue book now has a fine assessed against her account amounting to sixteen dollars. They are trying to get this resolved and insist that after these past ninety days, they consider the book lost.

We can either return it and pay the fine or pay forty six dollars to replace it.

Kind of glad the letter hit me this morning, because I will have most of the day to "temper my temper" before I talk to her about the situation.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10046 on: October 01, 2015, 08:02:36 AM »


I received a letter from the library today. Addressed to my daughter, but of course, I opened it.

Apparently, my daughter has a book overdue, but not just a bit overdue; so fucking OVERDUE that the library collection staff have sent us a letter to inform us (well, really her, but I am still responsible) that her overdue book now has a fine assessed against her account amounting to sixteen dollars. They are trying to get this resolved and insist that after these past ninety days, they consider the book lost.

We can either return it and pay the fine or pay forty six dollars to replace it.

Kind of glad the letter hit me this morning, because I will have most of the day to "temper my temper" before I talk to her about the situation.
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Last time my daughter got a similar letter, the mistake was at the side of the library.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10047 on: October 01, 2015, 08:03:18 AM »
Agreed.

But, wait until you have teenage kids who need to "adult."  While adulting is tough enough to "rub ones feathers off" sometimes, trying to mentor a teen to do so is even worse.



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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10048 on: October 01, 2015, 08:05:43 AM »
Agreed.

But, wait until you have teenage kids who need to "adult."  While adulting is tough enough to "rub ones feathers off" sometimes, trying to mentor a teen to do so is even worse.



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Oh, I'm already there. Oldest is coming up on 17.  :GA:

Nearly 18 and deep into 14 here. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10049 on: October 01, 2015, 08:08:58 AM »
The 14 yo is sleeping right now.
She kept herself and me awake most of the night.
No idea why it happened. But she was twitching with arm and leg spasms big part of the night.
She had just come through some rough days.  :-\
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