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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9480 on: April 12, 2015, 02:43:41 AM »
I've been clenching my jaws all night, apparently.

Sore jaws, complaints about sound in the morning, or both?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9481 on: April 12, 2015, 12:44:49 PM »
I've been clenching my jaws all night, apparently.

Sore jaws, complaints about sound in the morning, or both?

Sore jaws. As if they were spring-loaded and stuck halfway.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9482 on: April 15, 2015, 01:53:39 AM »
I squatted to get something out of a kitchen cupboard and tore my pants. They are one of my favourite pairs. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9483 on: April 15, 2015, 01:44:25 PM »
You should have bent the knee  :'(

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9484 on: April 15, 2015, 02:09:14 PM »
Cats keep knocking my stuff over
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9485 on: April 16, 2015, 04:51:39 PM »
One of my worst nightmares has become a reality.

My MIL has discovered facebook.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9486 on: April 16, 2015, 04:54:07 PM »
One of my worst nightmares has become a reality.

My MIL has discovered facebook.

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I've had to block mine

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9487 on: April 16, 2015, 05:06:40 PM »
Lol...my lil bros scary mother has befriended my other bro on fb. I quickly blocked her before she could find me.  :zombiefuck:
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Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9488 on: April 16, 2015, 05:58:48 PM »
Didn't finish the work I was doing on a house and have to go back tomorrow the bitch it's 100 miles away
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9489 on: April 16, 2015, 11:24:21 PM »
Another possible eye infection. Hopefully it won't become a problem, though, but it stings.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9490 on: April 16, 2015, 11:34:06 PM »
the exchange rate sucks today and I have to buy things.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9491 on: April 17, 2015, 01:23:27 AM »
Another possible eye infection. Hopefully it won't become a problem, though, but it stings.

You do need to find that breastfeeding lady wanting to treat you straight from the source.  :bounce:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9492 on: April 17, 2015, 03:09:12 PM »
Another possible eye infection. Hopefully it won't become a problem, though, but it stings.

You do need to find that breastfeeding lady wanting to treat you straight from the source.  :bounce:

Boobs might not fix this but I'm willing to try.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9493 on: April 17, 2015, 04:02:11 PM »
Another possible eye infection. Hopefully it won't become a problem, though, but it stings.

You do need to find that breastfeeding lady wanting to treat you straight from the source.  :bounce:

Boobs might not fix this but I'm willing to try.

Breast milk is great as a natural treatment for eye-infections.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9494 on: April 17, 2015, 05:24:31 PM »
My door lock is bust on my car so I have been having to get in the passenger side and clamber across into the drivers seat since Tuesday. Much to the amusement of Mel, my kids, and my workmates who I drop off on the way home on a night. It isn't elegant.  :lol1:
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