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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8925 on: October 16, 2014, 02:34:54 PM »
One of the perks of being 65.  Our home's value is frozen in the year the older owner turns 65 (for PA that's 7 years ago).  Our taxes will only vary if the millages increase.  And we have a homestead exemption of $75,000.  We pay about $125 a year in taxes. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8926 on: October 16, 2014, 06:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 16, 2014, 02:34:54 PM
One of the perks of being 65.  Our home's value is frozen in the year the older owner turns 65 (for PA that's 7 years ago).  Our taxes will only vary if the millages increase.  And we have a homestead exemption of $75,000.  We pay about $125 a year in taxes.

Does that include school taxes also or just the property taxes for the city.  We pay something like $6000 or so altogether on the house  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8927 on: October 16, 2014, 07:13:39 PM »
Quote from: Parts on October 16, 2014, 06:03:33 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 16, 2014, 02:34:54 PM
One of the perks of being 65.  Our home's value is frozen in the year the older owner turns 65 (for PA that's 7 years ago).  Our taxes will only vary if the millages increase.  And we have a homestead exemption of $75,000.  We pay about $125 a year in taxes.

Does that include school taxes also or just the property taxes for the city.  We pay something like $6000 or so altogether on the house  :zombiefuck:

That's awesome QV.  8)

Parts....Holy fuck. :o

I won't bitch as much now I guess. My yearly total for everything is around $800. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8928 on: October 16, 2014, 08:37:42 PM »
There are no state property taxes.  The property taxes I pay are parish (recreation, library, sheriff, courts, school, drainage etc.) because I live in an unincorporated area. 

We have about 7 towns/cities in the parish.  Five (=/-)are on the Westbank of the Mississippi and 2 on the Eastbank.  Cities have their own libraries, drainage, police, etc.  The schools however are parish-wide.

Residential property is assessed at 10% of the value.  The rate paid usually averages out to about 0.18% of the assessed FMV.  We have the lowest property taxes in the nation.

Because we are retired we do not have any taxable income, so no income tax.  We do pay 8.75% combined state and parish sales taxes.  Groceries are taxed at a little over 3% I think, not sure of  the exact percentage.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8929 on: October 16, 2014, 09:40:47 PM »
[We pay about $125 a year in taxes[/b].
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OMG, and I thought my $35,000 was an ovary breaker!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8930 on: October 16, 2014, 11:17:47 PM »
Read up on Swedish taxes and be grateful. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8931 on: October 17, 2014, 07:05:15 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 16, 2014, 11:17:47 PM
Read up on Swedish taxes and be grateful. :P

We're grateful for our freedom from health insurance and healthy food. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8932 on: October 17, 2014, 07:20:34 AM »
I was hoping people would get back to me and they haven't.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8933 on: October 17, 2014, 04:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 16, 2014, 08:37:42 PM
There are no state property taxes.  The property taxes I pay are parish (recreation, library, sheriff, courts, school, drainage etc.) because I live in an unincorporated area. 

We have about 7 towns/cities in the parish.  Five (=/-)are on the Westbank of the Mississippi and 2 on the Eastbank.  Cities have their own libraries, drainage, police, etc.  The schools however are parish-wide.

Residential property is assessed at 10% of the value.  The rate paid usually averages out to about 0.18% of the assessed FMV.  We have the lowest property taxes in the nation.

Because we are retired we do not have any taxable income, so no income tax.  We do pay 8.75% combined state and parish sales taxes.  Groceries are taxed at a little over 3% I think, not sure of  the exact percentage.

No state property taxes here either just the city,  but then there is a state income tax, state sales tax and one of the highest gas taxes in the country.  The city taxes do include the sewer fees and weekly garbage pick up.  Connecticut is a very expensive place to live :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8934 on: October 17, 2014, 09:19:47 PM »
Not sure how high our gas taxes are.  I've never been able to break out the fed from the local rates.

I'm lucky that I usually work the fall election(s) - primary and run-off.  That gives me 2 checks to cover the property taxes on the house and the co-owned property that no one else contributes to.

We level average our natural gas and electric - they run about $115 a month.  We pay about $45 every other month for water, sewage, and garbage pick-up.

Based on Louisiana's rankings in most studies, I guess we get what we pay for.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8935 on: October 18, 2014, 02:08:49 AM »
  Fucking loud asshole neighbors are SCREAMING at each other at 4 a.m., STFU assholes!  :tantrum:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8936 on: October 18, 2014, 02:14:08 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 18, 2014, 02:08:49 AM
  Fucking loud asshole neighbors are SCREAMING at each other at 4 a.m., STFU assholes!  :tantrum:

  Awesome, somebody just pounded on a door and shouted, think it was another neighbor!
   SOMEBODY needs to tell them to shut their dumb asses up!  Now they're just shouting less loudly!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8937 on: October 18, 2014, 02:26:45 AM »
Joint pain and associated neuropathy.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8938 on: October 18, 2014, 02:30:43 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 18, 2014, 02:26:45 AM
Joint pain and associated neuropathy.  >:(

  Do you have a diagnosis yet, do you know what kind of arthritis it is?  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8939 on: October 18, 2014, 02:34:47 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 18, 2014, 02:30:43 AM
Quote from: odeon on October 18, 2014, 02:26:45 AM
Joint pain and associated neuropathy.  >:(

  Do you have a diagnosis yet, do you know what kind of arthritis it is?  :-\

It's probably psoriatic arthritis, but I haven't talked to the rheumatologist after last week's supposedly decisive ultrasound.
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