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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8835 on: September 16, 2014, 01:21:29 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8836 on: September 16, 2014, 11:46:58 PM »
Quote from: Parts on September 16, 2014, 01:21:29 PM
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You should wash your hands before touching the mouse. :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8837 on: September 16, 2014, 11:47:18 PM »
I've got a sore throat.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8838 on: September 17, 2014, 09:05:07 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 16, 2014, 11:47:18 PM
I've got a sore throat.

Herbal tea and honey.... lemon tea, or peppermint tea...depending on your constitution.

Alternately, if there's an infection, boil water, mix in apple cider vinegar, and add honey...then sip it.

Or, if it's that you are talking too much, then just sip a warm glass of *organic milk with honey. If you can't have milk, then a regular cup of black tea will do.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8839 on: September 17, 2014, 10:12:38 AM »
My hair clippers are missing so I can't give myself a haircut. It's bad enough that my autistic partner said something.
It's always in the same place. I use it and put it back. It isn't there. She doesn't use it. No reason to move it.
It's missing.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8840 on: September 17, 2014, 05:11:08 PM »
Worked off of ladders and planks all day and my feet are sore
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8841 on: September 17, 2014, 11:56:58 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on September 17, 2014, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 16, 2014, 11:47:18 PM
I've got a sore throat.

Herbal tea and honey.... lemon tea, or peppermint tea...depending on your constitution.

Alternately, if there's an infection, boil water, mix in apple cider vinegar, and add honey...then sip it.

Or, if it's that you are talking too much, then just sip a warm glass of *organic milk with honey. If you can't have milk, then a regular cup of black tea will do.

Black tea will have to do. I can't stand milk or honey.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8842 on: September 18, 2014, 07:08:16 AM »
Fourteen nipples on a saucer.. I was making cauliflower soup and a little apple pie in the mean time and was pre-heating the oven when I noticed, very late, that the bottom of the oven wasn't clean and that there was smoke all over the kitchen and living room.  :grrr:  The stench of something burning badly all over the frikkin' place. Fuck, supposedly the oven needed to be cleaned after my latest pie making adventure.

*farts Beethoven's 9th symphony*
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8843 on: September 18, 2014, 01:55:51 PM »
I've never heard that one, lutra.  I was trying to figure out where you found 14 nipples.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8844 on: September 18, 2014, 03:27:22 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 18, 2014, 01:55:51 PM
I've never heard that one, lutra.  I was trying to figure out where you found 14 nipples.

I had to actively keep my thoughts from thinking on the olfactory version of the 9th symphony from Beethoven.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8845 on: September 18, 2014, 06:42:03 PM »
A house I am supposed to work on failed inspection again this is the third or fourth time I have had to postpone working there
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8846 on: September 18, 2014, 07:40:16 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 18, 2014, 03:27:22 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 18, 2014, 01:55:51 PM
I've never heard that one, lutra.  I was trying to figure out where you found 14 nipples.

I had to actively keep my thoughts from thinking on the olfactory version of the 9th symphony from Beethoven.

 :GA:

:rofl:

Saving the 14 nipples to my file.  :LOL:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8847 on: September 19, 2014, 12:01:16 AM »
My allergies are bothering me. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8848 on: September 19, 2014, 11:36:11 AM »
Weekend plans out the window
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8849 on: September 20, 2014, 11:27:27 AM »
Too many words. Accompanied by lip smacking.
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