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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8550 on: July 23, 2014, 03:43:52 PM »
Has it stopped bleeding?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8551 on: July 23, 2014, 03:52:14 PM »
  Yes, and it and has not resumed.  I'm keeping it moisturized with antibiotic ointment.  8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8552 on: July 23, 2014, 03:53:16 PM »
I don't think you need to have anything cauterised, then.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8553 on: July 23, 2014, 04:02:25 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 23, 2014, 03:53:16 PM
I don't think you need to have anything cauterised, then.

  Good.  A friend of mine had it done because of recurring heavy nosebleeds, but mine aren't that bad.  :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8554 on: July 23, 2014, 04:08:24 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 23, 2014, 04:02:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 23, 2014, 03:53:16 PM
I don't think you need to have anything cauterised, then.

  Good.  A friend of mine had it done because of recurring heavy nosebleeds, but mine aren't that bad.  :)

If it isn't a problem, then don't make it one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8555 on: July 23, 2014, 04:10:00 PM »
  I shall take care of my nose and avoid further bleeds!   :cheer:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8556 on: July 23, 2014, 04:25:26 PM »
Noses do bleed from time to time. It's perfectly normal.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8557 on: July 23, 2014, 04:29:30 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 23, 2014, 04:25:26 PM
Noses do bleed from time to time. It's perfectly normal.

  Yesterday was a bloody day.  In addition to the nosebleed, I had an accident while carrying
   my manicure scissors, and shanked myself in the left palm!  Fortunately, that too is healing nicely.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8558 on: July 23, 2014, 04:30:06 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 23, 2014, 04:29:30 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 23, 2014, 04:25:26 PM
Noses do bleed from time to time. It's perfectly normal.

  Yesterday was a bloody day.  In addition to the nosebleed, I had an accident while carrying
   my manicure scissors, and shanked myself in the left palm!  Fortunately, that too is healing nicely.  :tard:

Which proves that you don't need to cauterise anything.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8559 on: July 23, 2014, 04:31:03 PM »
  I do have a slightly-higher-than-normal platelet count.  I think that helps.  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8560 on: July 23, 2014, 06:00:11 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 23, 2014, 04:29:30 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 23, 2014, 04:25:26 PM
Noses do bleed from time to time. It's perfectly normal.

  Yesterday was a bloody day.  In addition to the nosebleed, I had an accident while carrying
   my manicure scissors, and shanked myself in the left palm!  Fortunately, that too is healing nicely.  :tard:

Is that what they call it in Worcester? :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8561 on: July 23, 2014, 06:05:19 PM »
  That's prison slang that I got from watching Oz on HBO.  A conversation about the show would go thus:
   "What happened on Oz last night?"   "Oh, the usual, somebody's bitch got shanked."  :rofl:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8562 on: July 23, 2014, 06:08:27 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 23, 2014, 06:05:19 PM
  That's prison slang that I got from watching Oz on HBO.  A conversation about the show would go thus:
   "What happened on Oz last night?"   "Oh, the usual, somebody's bitch got shanked."  :rofl:

Which could also be used when talking about Massachusetts in general. :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8563 on: July 23, 2014, 06:13:26 PM »
  Smartass.  You're lucky Whitey Bulger is back in custody.  :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8564 on: July 24, 2014, 07:27:45 AM »
I got bit by one of our cats that I hate last night trying to save it from Max,  fucking ungrateful bastard  :grrr:
For CBC yes I washed it well and put Neosporin on it
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