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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8370 on: June 17, 2014, 06:26:35 PM »
There is no chocolate in the house and I really want some

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8371 on: June 17, 2014, 06:28:29 PM »
There is no chocolate in the house and I really want some

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Ask CBC to deliver some from her stash.

She doesn't drive :(  I normally have some stashed in my office for just this kind of situation but I have not restocked in awhile
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8372 on: June 17, 2014, 07:35:50 PM »
There is no chocolate in the house and I really want some

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8373 on: June 17, 2014, 07:37:31 PM »
There is no chocolate in the house and I really want some

:(

Ask CBC to deliver some from her stash.

She doesn't drive :(  I normally have some stashed in my office for just this kind of situation but I have not restocked in awhile

  If I had a Transporter room, I would beam you some.  :chocolate: :chocolate: :chocolate:  ( Not with bites taken out though. )
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8374 on: June 17, 2014, 10:08:16 PM »


I see so much infantile crapshite here that no longer applies to me or any part of my life and even when I share a part of my life that should be interesting to a profile of reasoned and seasoned intellectuals, there is no one who has the wherewithal to even attempt to grasp any of it; I take a pause.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8375 on: June 18, 2014, 12:20:28 AM »
There is no chocolate in the house and I really want some

:(

Ask CBC to deliver some from her stash.

  I was just about to reply to this post!  The mastodon is stalking my brain!  :tinfoil:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8376 on: June 18, 2014, 03:47:50 AM »


I see so much infantile crapshite here that no longer applies to me or any part of my life and even when I share a part of my life that should be interesting to a profile of reasoned and seasoned intellectuals, there is no one who has the wherewithal to even attempt to grasp any of it; I take a pause.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8377 on: June 18, 2014, 06:34:25 AM »
Dry skin and I hate lotion
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8378 on: June 18, 2014, 07:25:19 AM »
Are we more infantile than usual? What counts as infantile?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8379 on: June 18, 2014, 10:11:26 AM »
Dry skin and I hate lotion

Could you use oil? :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8380 on: June 18, 2014, 10:15:41 AM »
Dry skin and I hate lotion

Could you use oil? :dunno:

I might try that thanks :plus:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8381 on: June 18, 2014, 04:21:09 PM »
Dry skin and I hate lotion

Could you use oil? :dunno:

I might try that thanks :plus:

Almond oil disappears into the skin quite fast. If you look for an oil, don't go for a massage oil, that one is meant to be on the skin as a lubricant for a while, before it is taken up by the skin. So, that will still be sticky for a while.

I use Kneipp skin-oil, and it works quite well. I put it on me when I am still wet after showering, and it is nearly all absorbed before I have a towel on my skin.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8382 on: June 18, 2014, 05:54:55 PM »
There is no chocolate in the house and I really want some

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8383 on: June 18, 2014, 08:13:43 PM »
Dry skin and I hate lotion

Could you use oil? :dunno:

I might try that thanks :plus:

Almond oil disappears into the skin quite fast. If you look for an oil, don't go for a massage oil, that one is meant to be on the skin as a lubricant for a while, before it is taken up by the skin. So, that will still be sticky for a while.

I use Kneipp skin-oil, and it works quite well. I put it on me when I am still wet after showering, and it is nearly all absorbed before I have a towel on my skin.

Neutrogena makes a Sesame Oil that I've used in the past.  It's quite light in "texture" and virtually odorless.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8384 on: June 18, 2014, 10:41:45 PM »
There is no chocolate in the house and I really want some

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  I was just about to reply to this post!  The mastodon is stalking my brain!  :tinfoil:

I can't read your thoughts if you keep that tinfoil on. :GA:

  Thanks for confirming what I hoped to be true.  ;)

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