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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8055 on: April 20, 2014, 04:09:55 PM »
The cat is a little voyeur. She's in the house recovering from being neutered and she was whining and crying outside my bathroom door while I was taking a shower, then she started sticking her paws under the door and peeking under it. Sweet as you are, kitten, allergies are bad enough already and I want a little private space.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8056 on: April 20, 2014, 06:29:19 PM »
Been around people too much and too long  today :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8057 on: April 20, 2014, 07:28:31 PM »
Ass hurts from driving 370 miles

need a walk.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8058 on: April 20, 2014, 08:29:15 PM »
People who get 7/8 of the way up a climbing wall and then stop and whine and whine while the belayer has to hold them up, until everyone in the area is shouting up insipid encouragement.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8059 on: April 20, 2014, 09:29:49 PM »
People who get 7/8 of the way up a climbing wall and then stop and whine and whine while the belayer has to hold them up, until everyone in the area is shouting up insipid encouragement.

You'd like me.  I'd stop on the first foot.  You could drop me without damaging me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8060 on: April 20, 2014, 09:38:26 PM »
Wish we had a climbing wall around here. 8)

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8061 on: April 21, 2014, 01:49:31 AM »
Wish we had a climbing wall around here. 8)

That's a different kind of quick bitch, I have to admit.

I'll bite: why?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8062 on: April 21, 2014, 12:46:58 PM »
Wish we had a climbing wall around here. 8)

That's a different kind of quick bitch, I have to admit.

I'll bite: why?

Something to climb.  :LOL:  I like hurting myself doing things that I probably shouldn't every now and then.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8063 on: April 21, 2014, 03:55:57 PM »
Migraine again
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8064 on: April 21, 2014, 11:06:46 PM »
More stress than usual? :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8065 on: April 22, 2014, 01:07:52 AM »
It smells funny in my house and I can't find the source of it

Is it :stoned:? :orly:

Reverse mortgages are evil

  But they are endorsed on TV by former Senator Fred Thompson!  Surely they are all right!  :tard:

On that note, vote Republican. :orly:

  Aaaaand they're smoking in the hall AGAIN.  Really starting to dislike these guys.  :grrr:

Spray them with air freshener.  >:D

  I mustn't.  I must restrain myself and keep the peace.  :zoinks:

You know you want to. Go ahead. >:D

  I REALLY want to.  I just woke up FREEZING COLD, to discover that the idiot left the hall window wide open, as he
  sometimes does after smoking in the hall.  Stupid idiot doesn't GET that the smoke AND the cold both get in MY apartment!  :grrr:


So why don't you at least tell him?

  Because this guy is generally cranky and gets explosively angry.  I heard him bellowing at his girlfriend,
   sounding so angry that I thought he'd start hitting.  He's sullen and arrogant and doesn't give a damn.  :grrr:


Get a gun.



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It's actually not that easy to get a gun in Massachusetts.

Sore.

Rebuilding the (2 block high) cinder block wall that is falling over in the back yard, bottom layer just sunk into the clay after about 20+ years and started leaning. Thought we put down a base, doesn't appear that way.

Those suckers are heavy when they're packed full of mud/clay. I remember unloading two pickup loads full like they were nothing when I was 16?...definitely not 16 anymore. :LOL:

Two blocks high counts as a wall? :orly: :P

The cat is a little voyeur. She's in the house recovering from being neutered and she was whining and crying outside my bathroom door while I was taking a shower, then she started sticking her paws under the door and peeking under it. Sweet as you are, kitten, allergies are bad enough already and I want a little private space.

Perhaps it thinks that :needpics:. :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8066 on: April 22, 2014, 05:54:53 AM »
More stress than usual? :-\

Yes a lot,  hopefully it will lessen soon
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8067 on: April 22, 2014, 11:10:16 PM »
I really don't feel like going to work.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8068 on: April 23, 2014, 08:49:21 AM »
Oops...I just realized I committed a bit of a faux-pas last night.

Filled and used a syringe in the bathroom, did my shot, and kinda nodded out straight away, forgetting to take it with me, leaving the rig uncapped with needle attached lying on the shelf in the bathroom where my old man found it.

Had to cover with an excuse, by making out that it was for lab work with air-sensitive reagents that need handling via cannula transfer and inert-gas techniques.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8069 on: April 24, 2014, 02:02:54 PM »
I am having an allergic reaction to the cedar siding I was installing today
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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