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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7965 on: April 06, 2014, 05:41:38 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7966 on: April 10, 2014, 06:03:03 PM »
Hit a wire at work with a drill and popped the breaker, the electrician is coming tomorrow
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7967 on: April 10, 2014, 06:13:33 PM »
  My siblings and I are all childless.  When we die, our branch of the family will die too.  :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7968 on: April 10, 2014, 06:40:52 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 10, 2014, 06:13:33 PM
  My siblings and I are all childless.  When we die, our branch of the family will die too.  :violin:

Could be worse. You could be living in fear of becoming a grandmother before your kid hits 18. Teenagers are fun. :LOL:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7969 on: April 10, 2014, 06:41:27 PM »
  The loud assholes across the hall have just come home.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7970 on: April 10, 2014, 10:27:38 PM »
Feeling a bit sick. Stress, I think. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7971 on: April 11, 2014, 07:21:10 AM »
They estimated my power bill for 3 months due to all the snow...just got smacked with an actual bill yesterday.  :GA:

Holy fuck I've got to start submitting a reading online. My heart almost stopped. :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7972 on: April 11, 2014, 07:33:13 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 10, 2014, 10:27:38 PM
Feeling a bit sick. Stress, I think. :-\

Feel better soon.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7973 on: April 11, 2014, 04:19:17 PM »
The electrician charged me $220 to fix the wire and he broke a sugar bowl that was on the shelf next to where he was working :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7974 on: April 11, 2014, 05:01:19 PM »
  The neighbor across the hall is one of the LOUDEST people I've ever lived near.
  He THUNDERS up the stairs!  BOOM BOOM BOOM!
  He has LOUD conversations in the hall at all hours of the day and night,
  he fights LOUDLY with his girlfriend, and every other word is FUCK or FUCKIN'!
  AND he stinks up the halls with his cigarette smoke and the trash he doesn't
  bother taking outside on trash day.  I swear I'm getting rich and buying a house!   :tantrum:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7975 on: April 11, 2014, 05:08:54 PM »
  Seriously, why can't Loud Neighbor invite his loud friends INSIDE HIS APARTMENT
   so they can loudly talk INSIDE HIS APARTMENT like regular people? 


   "Fuck that shit!"  "What the fuck!"  "Fuckety fuckety fuck!"   :blah:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7976 on: April 11, 2014, 05:10:43 PM »
  And those bags of trash damn well better be out on the curb next week, NOT still stinking up the halls!  :mad:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7977 on: April 11, 2014, 05:42:49 PM »
Quote from: Parts on April 11, 2014, 04:19:17 PM
The electrician charged me $220 to fix the wire and he broke a sugar bowl that was on the shelf next to where he was working :GA:

I'd bill him for the "antique" sugar bowl. >:D

Quote from: couldbecousin on April 11, 2014, 05:08:54 PM
  Seriously, why can't Loud Neighbor invite his loud friends INSIDE HIS APARTMENT
   so they can loudly talk INSIDE HIS APARTMENT like regular people? 


   "Fuck that shit!"  "What the fuck!"  "Fuckety fuckety fuck!"   :blah:

I used to have neighbors like that. :zombiefuck:
Used to argue with his wife 24/7, until he actually grabbed her in the yard and went to hit her when I was outside...I think my words were "Don't make me cave in your motherfucking head with a shovel".

They argued inside after that...away from the crazy neighbor lady. :laugh:

I would complain about the trash...fire hazard...or worse...roaches.  :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7978 on: April 11, 2014, 05:48:51 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on April 11, 2014, 05:42:49 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 11, 2014, 05:08:54 PM
  Seriously, why can't Loud Neighbor invite his loud friends INSIDE HIS APARTMENT
   so they can loudly talk INSIDE HIS APARTMENT like regular people? 


   "Fuck that shit!"  "What the fuck!"  "Fuckety fuckety fuck!"   :blah:

I used to have neighbors like that. :zombiefuck:
Used to argue with his wife 24/7, until he actually grabbed her in the yard and went to hit her when I was outside...I think my words were "Don't make me cave in your motherfucking head with a shovel".

They argued inside after that...away from the crazy neighbor lady. :laugh:

I would complain about the trash...fire hazard...or worse...roaches.  :P

  If the trash thing continues, I will complain, especially since we'll soon have warm
  weather that will accelerate the rotting process ...  :sick:  ... good for you for yelling at your neighbor,
  I've been tempted to step outside and join the conversations, since I can hear every damn word anyway!  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7979 on: April 11, 2014, 05:52:23 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on April 11, 2014, 05:42:49 PM
Quote from: Parts on April 11, 2014, 04:19:17 PM
The electrician charged me $220 to fix the wire and he broke a sugar bowl that was on the shelf next to where he was working :GA:

I'd bill him for the "antique" sugar bowl. >:D

      :mischief:   My Precioussssss, it was very dear to me and now he must pay!
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