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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7920 on: March 30, 2014, 08:45:39 AM »
Are you guys redcoats?

You keep posting that question.

I have a red coat. :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7921 on: March 30, 2014, 08:46:17 AM »
Are you guys redcoats?
Why do you keep asking that?

Maybe he's a spazz? :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7922 on: March 30, 2014, 03:52:10 PM »

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7923 on: March 30, 2014, 05:38:18 PM »
  I hate customer-service type work and am crap at it, especially now that I'm older and crankier.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7924 on: March 30, 2014, 10:52:37 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7925 on: March 30, 2014, 10:56:26 PM »
I hate customer-service type work and am crap at it, especially now that I'm older and crankier.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7926 on: March 30, 2014, 11:20:38 PM »
I hate customer-service type work and am crap at it, especially now that I'm older and crankier.  :thumbdn:
^ I once worked at KFC and got sacked due to having no people skills. Didn't like it there anyway.

Wait!!

YOU have people no people skills?

FUCK! You are one of the most worthy of us all. 

I can demonstrate this with a poll.   "Who is your favorite Isquared member?"  you will get at least fifty per cent of the votes!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7927 on: March 30, 2014, 11:23:12 PM »
The social game is a hard one to keep up.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7928 on: March 30, 2014, 11:34:05 PM »
That is such a nice thing to say, DirtDawg.

Thing is, writing online is so much different to handling rl stuff. In rl I would be staring at my shoes in response to your comment. I just wouldn't know what to say. I would feel warm and fuzzy though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7929 on: March 30, 2014, 11:47:03 PM »
That is such a nice thing to say, DirtDawg.

Thing is, writing online is so much different to handling rl stuff. In rl I would be staring at my shoes in response to your comment. I just wouldn't know what to say. I would feel warm and fuzzy though.

Big difference. I get it.

Warm and fuzzies are good, and reading in public is difficult.

My son had to do this last week, reciting a poem he wrote about child slavery in Africa (his work was amazing, actually!) which he HAD to present to the entire class as a part of the assignment.  I practiced with him for four days, he had it down with no reason to check for the next line, Had him KNOW what to accent and what to pause for effect, showing gestures at certain places, he had it down and he sounded like MLK or some other famous speaker when we were done. It was amazing to see my son do this.

When it came time to do it in class, he froze and could not speak a word. He had to read it to his teacher alone for partial credit.

... but you still have my vote, kiddo.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7930 on: March 30, 2014, 11:49:06 PM »
Aww, your poor son.

The worst marks I have gotten were for class presentations.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7931 on: March 31, 2014, 12:27:38 AM »
Aww, your poor son.

The worst marks I have gotten were for class presentations.

And lately the presentation seems to matter more than the content.






I can do/fake the social stuff quite well. I am exhausted afterwards though. Then I get socialising dreams. Nightmares of meeting people after people after people, and it doesn't stop.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7932 on: March 31, 2014, 03:27:34 AM »
I've got a sort of a headache. Feels weird. As if my brain is about to burst out crying, but I am not sad.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7933 on: March 31, 2014, 05:58:52 AM »
Waiting on a phone call, I hate waiting on phone calls
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7934 on: March 31, 2014, 09:15:32 AM »
Motherfucking stupid bell end drivers.

Christ's bloody mother in tartarus, would I ever have loved to have the ol' S&W in hand right at that particular moment. Not that I ever do carry it in a city center of course. Not like it would be any use even if I did so, couldn't get a round off without being seen, heard, filmed and probably photographed to boot.

To say buggering well sod all about dogooder have-a-go types that might get the perculiar idea into their heads that someone speeding faster than a squirrel on meth with a packet of airbombs stuffed sideways up its chocolate starfish and a flaming oily rag tied to its tail, and doing it in smack fucking bullseye middle of one of the larger cities in the UK.

Beyond the pale. Way, way beyond the pale.

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