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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7320 on: December 18, 2013, 06:41:37 AM »
Another cold sore. Yay. ::)

I've got two now. And we did not even kiss.









That will teach me to take up the L-Lysine regime again. I kinda dropped it, when I was on anti-biotics, because I could not take them together.

It does help.

Are you sure we didn't kiss? :P

Either that, or it wasn't worth remembering. :smarty:

:laugh: :plus:

Who knows where Odeon stops on his business trips? :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7321 on: December 18, 2013, 11:32:27 PM »
Another cold sore. Yay. ::)

I've got two now. And we did not even kiss.









That will teach me to take up the L-Lysine regime again. I kinda dropped it, when I was on anti-biotics, because I could not take them together.

It does help.

Are you sure we didn't kiss? :P

Either that, or it wasn't worth remembering. :smarty:

Don't say that. There is the cold sore, right? ;D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7322 on: December 18, 2013, 11:33:24 PM »
Another cold sore. Yay. ::)

I've got two now. And we did not even kiss.









That will teach me to take up the L-Lysine regime again. I kinda dropped it, when I was on anti-biotics, because I could not take them together.

It does help.

Are you sure we didn't kiss? :P

Either that, or it wasn't worth remembering. :smarty:

:laugh: :plus:

Who knows where Odeon stops on his business trips? :orly:

Only some utterly boring places that serve coffee. And miserable airports.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7323 on: December 19, 2013, 03:54:05 AM »
Another cold sore. Yay. ::)

I've got two now. And we did not even kiss.









That will teach me to take up the L-Lysine regime again. I kinda dropped it, when I was on anti-biotics, because I could not take them together.

It does help.

Are you sure we didn't kiss? :P

Either that, or it wasn't worth remembering. :smarty:

:laugh: :plus:

Who knows where Odeon stops on his business trips? :orly:

Only some utterly boring places that serve coffee. And miserable airports.

:(

See if you can get yourself sent on a trip to the Caribbean this winter. 8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7324 on: December 19, 2013, 05:23:16 PM »
Just popped to the late night chemist and there was a bloke in front of me who smelt like tramps socks.  I had a wave of nausea and felt quite faint.   
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7325 on: December 19, 2013, 05:37:44 PM »
Just popped to the late night chemist' and there was a bloke in front of me who smelt like tramps socks.  I had a wave of nausea and felt quite faint.

???

Is that a pharmacy? :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7326 on: December 19, 2013, 05:46:18 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7327 on: December 19, 2013, 09:10:39 PM »
Just popped to the late night chemist and there was a bloke in front of me who smelt like tramps socks.  I had a wave of nausea and felt quite faint.

Not sure what tramps socks smell like, but at work the whole store smells like feet to me.  Dirty feet.

You walk in the door and it hits you like a club to the nostrils.


I know it has been below freezing for about three weeks and today was the first day to get above freezing and every person there is doing their best to keep warm and people stink like feet and ass and garbage they eat anyway, but can this fabulous, modern building NOT filter the air more effectively than THIS!!?? !!??!!?!!??!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7328 on: December 19, 2013, 11:52:19 PM »
Another cold sore. Yay. ::)

I've got two now. And we did not even kiss.









That will teach me to take up the L-Lysine regime again. I kinda dropped it, when I was on anti-biotics, because I could not take them together.

It does help.

Are you sure we didn't kiss? :P

Either that, or it wasn't worth remembering. :smarty:

:laugh: :plus:

Who knows where Odeon stops on his business trips? :orly:

Only some utterly boring places that serve coffee. And miserable airports.

:(

See if you can get yourself sent on a trip to the Caribbean this winter. 8)

I have a trip to Prague planned that I'm really looking forward to. And I'll hopefully finally get to visit the US next year. No Caribbean, though, and I don't really mind not going there.

And there's the various client sites in Sweden, of course. Not very Caribbean-like, though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7329 on: December 19, 2013, 11:55:26 PM »
Just popped to the late night chemist and there was a bloke in front of me who smelt like tramps socks.  I had a wave of nausea and felt quite faint.

Not sure what tramps socks smell like, but at work the whole store smells like feet to me.  Dirty feet.

You walk in the door and it hits you like a club to the nostrils.


I know it has been below freezing for about three weeks and today was the first day to get above freezing and every person there is doing their best to keep warm and people stink like feet and ass and garbage they eat anyway, but can this fabulous, modern building NOT filter the air more effectively than THIS!!?? !!??!!?!!??!!

:GA:

There's a young developer at work who's got problems with his personal hygiene. He stinks, quite frankly, and it doesn't help that he smokes.

He lives with his girlfriend and a dog, and for the life of me I can't understand why either of the latter would want to stay.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7330 on: December 20, 2013, 06:05:03 AM »
Another cold sore. Yay. ::)

I've got two now. And we did not even kiss.









That will teach me to take up the L-Lysine regime again. I kinda dropped it, when I was on anti-biotics, because I could not take them together.

It does help.

Are you sure we didn't kiss? :P

Either that, or it wasn't worth remembering. :smarty:

:laugh: :plus:

Who knows where Odeon stops on his business trips? :orly:

Only some utterly boring places that serve coffee. And miserable airports.

:(

See if you can get yourself sent on a trip to the Caribbean this winter. 8)

I have a trip to Prague planned that I'm really looking forward to. And I'll hopefully finally get to visit the US next year. No Caribbean, though, and I don't really mind not going there.

And there's the various client sites in Sweden, of course. Not very Caribbean-like, though.

You're planning on visiting Washington, DC, correct?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7331 on: December 20, 2013, 08:37:39 AM »
Me to student: You have to answer the questions in your own words. You can't just copy an article and use that as your assignment, now I have to report you for plagiarism.

(student receives a strike and a copy of the school's plagiarism policy. two weeks later, student submits assignment 75% plagiarized but with a few citations thrown it. In some places she very clearly altered a few words to make it see as though it fit the question)

Me to student: you can't use published material to answer the questions, you have to write them in your own words. I have to report this one too.

Student to me: I don't understand why you're always reporting me for plagiarism.

Sigh. Kind of amazing that more uni profs don't go postal and shoot students. This actually is a result of many online instructors who read only looking for keywords and if those are present give the student a grade based on how many keywords they found. Students post something (sometimes gibberish) with the keywords thrown in. You'd be amazed how many students do this.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7332 on: December 20, 2013, 09:49:32 AM »
Genocide is so stupid.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7333 on: December 20, 2013, 01:07:00 PM »
They did not come to unlock the house I am working on till almost 10 even though I told them I was going to be there around 730 :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7334 on: December 20, 2013, 02:05:02 PM »
Another cold sore. Yay. ::)

I've got two now. And we did not even kiss.









That will teach me to take up the L-Lysine regime again. I kinda dropped it, when I was on anti-biotics, because I could not take them together.

It does help.

Are you sure we didn't kiss? :P

Either that, or it wasn't worth remembering. :smarty:

Don't say that. There is the cold sore, right? ;D
And you claim that your kisses are worth a cold sore? Some confidence, you have.
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