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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6960 on: October 15, 2013, 10:28:24 AM »
I forget Latin faster than I learn it, and my family isn't much of a help - and I refuse to ever go back to university  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6961 on: October 15, 2013, 01:49:09 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 15, 2013, 09:06:30 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 14, 2013, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2013, 11:05:58 PM
Why is it that I seem to be the only one at the office to respond to bugs in a timely manner, even though I was on the road all day yesterday?

Time released bugs in the airconditioning of the JAG?  :voodoo:

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I hope not. I wasn't driving the Jag, it was a rental.
Ah, the fastest car there is, the rental. Driven by drivers with sweaty hands full of seasonal germs before you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6962 on: October 15, 2013, 05:17:58 PM »
I was supposed to have help today at work but it never showed up
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6963 on: October 15, 2013, 05:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Parts on October 15, 2013, 05:17:58 PM
I was supposed to have help today at work but it never showed up

I wouldn't have done you like that, bro.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6964 on: October 15, 2013, 11:11:18 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 15, 2013, 01:49:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 15, 2013, 09:06:30 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 14, 2013, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2013, 11:05:58 PM
Why is it that I seem to be the only one at the office to respond to bugs in a timely manner, even though I was on the road all day yesterday?

Time released bugs in the airconditioning of the JAG?  :voodoo:

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I hope not. I wasn't driving the Jag, it was a rental.
Ah, the fastest car there is, the rental. Driven by drivers with sweaty hands full of seasonal germs before you.

Exactly.

This one had the slowest ever automatic gearbox.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6965 on: October 15, 2013, 11:12:38 PM »
Quote from: Parts on October 15, 2013, 05:17:58 PM
I was supposed to have help today at work but it never showed up

I hate it when people do that.

My colleagues at the office tend to be like that. Completely irresponsible. They don't do it on purpose but they never seem to learn.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6966 on: October 17, 2013, 02:14:00 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 15, 2013, 09:06:30 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 14, 2013, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2013, 11:05:58 PM
Why is it that I seem to be the only one at the office to respond to bugs in a timely manner, even though I was on the road all day yesterday?

Time released bugs in the airconditioning of the JAG?  :voodoo:

:hide:

I hope not. I wasn't driving the Jag, it was a rental.

These days, I find bugs in our systems early and I report them. I can not affect changes. I can only go on record, once again, as first to find a fucking bug.

Sounds like I spend too much time on a 'puter at work, eh? FUCKIN' A!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6967 on: October 17, 2013, 03:31:58 AM »

So much damn unwanted 'puter time makes me not even want to check my own fucking email and shit.  I can only just report to a "higher authority" when I find out that there is some kind of shit going wrong with our company software.


Had to find out three days later that my own brother had sent me an email about having had a stroke and spending four days in the hospital. He is doing well, but what a scare!! HE is two years younger than I.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6968 on: October 17, 2013, 01:14:46 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on October 17, 2013, 02:14:00 AM
Quote from: odeon on October 15, 2013, 09:06:30 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 14, 2013, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2013, 11:05:58 PM
Why is it that I seem to be the only one at the office to respond to bugs in a timely manner, even though I was on the road all day yesterday?

Time released bugs in the airconditioning of the JAG?  :voodoo:

:hide:

I hope not. I wasn't driving the Jag, it was a rental.

These days, I find bugs in our systems early and I report them. I can not affect changes. I can only go on record, once again, as first to find a fucking bug.

Sounds like I spend too much time on a 'puter at work, eh? FUCKIN' A!

I've spent the entire week fixing bugs or telling others to fix them. It gets tiresome after a while and I wish we could finally release something that actually works.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6969 on: October 17, 2013, 01:15:40 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on October 17, 2013, 03:31:58 AM

So much damn unwanted 'puter time makes me not even want to check my own fucking email and shit.  I can only just report to a "higher authority" when I find out that there is some kind of shit going wrong with our company software.


Had to find out three days later that my own brother had sent me an email about having had a stroke and spending four days in the hospital. He is doing well, but what a scare!! HE is two years younger than I.

Glad he is doing well. Strokes are nasty.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6970 on: October 17, 2013, 02:30:25 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 17, 2013, 01:14:46 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on October 17, 2013, 02:14:00 AM
Quote from: odeon on October 15, 2013, 09:06:30 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 14, 2013, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2013, 11:05:58 PM
Why is it that I seem to be the only one at the office to respond to bugs in a timely manner, even though I was on the road all day yesterday?

Time released bugs in the airconditioning of the JAG?  :voodoo:

:hide:

I hope not. I wasn't driving the Jag, it was a rental.

These days, I find bugs in our systems early and I report them. I can not affect changes. I can only go on record, once again, as first to find a fucking bug.

Sounds like I spend too much time on a 'puter at work, eh? FUCKIN' A!

I've spent the entire week fixing bugs or telling others to fix them. It gets tiresome after a while and I wish we could finally release something that actually works.

Stop working for Microsoft. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6971 on: October 17, 2013, 05:57:03 PM »
My nose is all stuffed up and I have been sneezing the last twenty minutes this after going though some moldy boxes from my fathers condo
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6972 on: October 17, 2013, 06:05:32 PM »
Quote from: Parts on October 17, 2013, 05:57:03 PM
My nose is all stuffed up and I have been sneezing the last twenty minutes this after going though some moldy boxes from my fathers condo

  Mold is nasty.  Maybe you should wear a mask next time you are over there.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6973 on: October 17, 2013, 06:28:43 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 17, 2013, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Parts on October 17, 2013, 05:57:03 PM
My nose is all stuffed up and I have been sneezing the last twenty minutes this after going though some moldy boxes from my fathers condo

  Mold is nasty.  Maybe you should wear a mask next time you are over there.  :-\

I have when dealing with it for long periods but this was just a little and I figured it wasn't going to be that bad.  I even have a real respirator I use for work with P100 filters for when I think I need it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6974 on: October 17, 2013, 07:05:01 PM »
Mum wants me to shave off my beard. She never tells my brother to do that, and he looks very much like Breivik when having a beard  :facepalm2:
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